As the polar ice shelves melt, we’re being introduced to a whole new world of previously unknown aquatic life. The news today was about these really incredible looking orange sea stars and blue ice fish. Part of me is happy that something interesting is coming out of global warming. Of course, a much, much bigger part of me is scared shitless by the thought of what might still be beneath the ice.
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I saw this today, and couldn’t wait to see conservatives spin this as one of the many upsides to global warming that they’re always positing!
My money is on a giant statue of Xenu.
Or a simian version of the statue of liberty.
I wonder if there will be frozen dogs to fuck.
They’ll probably thaw a virus that wiped out most life on the planet millions of years back. Ok, insects, you’re up next. Start warming up in the bullpen. I hope you do a better job than we have.