on the shaving of britney spears’ head

It’s not just the fact that she’s bald. There’s something about this image of Britney Spears — something in her eyes — that brings both Vincent “Full Metal Jacket” D’Onofrio and Robert “Taxi Driver” DeNiro to mind. I’m not saying that I’d want for it to happen, but I can see how someone in her postion might snap and set out to hunt down all the people who, over the years, made their millions by exploiting her, and bring them to justice… I know I’m paranoid, but if I were and exec with Jive Records, or the New Mickey Mouse Club, I’d be scared shitless right now.

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  1. Dr. Cherry
    Posted February 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    I was thinking something along these lines.

  2. dmcbass
    Posted February 25, 2007 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    I can totally see the sleestack (sp?) thing. It’s scary to me that Kevin Fedderline is the more stable parent to those poor kids. I wonder if his first wife/girlfriend will take in Brit’s boys?


  3. It's Skinner Again
    Posted February 25, 2007 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    If she starts wearing a baby blue Jim Bakker suit, we’re all in trouble.

  4. mark
    Posted February 25, 2007 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    I personally really like the look. It would be perfect with some kind of futuristic, almost-military-looking flight suit. Do you remember the outfit Michael Jackson used to wear? Something like that. She should do it. Lindsay Lohan should do it. Paris Hilton should do it. And they should all start being incredibly secretive, speaking almost mechanically, looking very focused all the time. It would freak THE FUCK out of people.

  5. edweird
    Posted February 25, 2007 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    Apparently she has already attacked some poparazi with an umbrella.

    I can’t believe I know that. I’ve been couped up in the house on my couch too long.

  6. Dr. Cherry
    Posted February 25, 2007 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

    Maybe she stopped taking her medication.

  7. ypsidweller
    Posted February 26, 2007 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    She just needs to get organizized. Or give her umbrella a girls name, like Charlene.

  8. t.d. glass
    Posted February 27, 2007 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    Where was she at the time of Anna Nicole’s death?

  9. Dr. Cherry
    Posted February 27, 2007 at 10:39 am | Permalink

    Do i need to say “WWAND”?

  10. cleo love-paste
    Posted February 27, 2007 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Photos of Britney and the umbrella:


  11. kez
    Posted February 28, 2007 at 12:07 am | Permalink

    this would make a brilliant color bumper sticker…….

  12. dorothy
    Posted February 28, 2007 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    dr. cherry—i can’t believe someone else caught the connection between britney and thx1138 BRILLIANT!!!!!

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