I learned that you cannot live for very long on Methadone, Slim-Fast and spray cheese… What did you learn?
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lessons learned this week
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I learned that when a cop says “Stop, don’t make me shoot you” he may actually mean it.
I learned that Mr. Sulu is pretty awesome.
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I learned about the sonnets of Pietro Aretino, and learned many fine dirty words in Italian. And I learned about “ring species.”
A friend told me last night that, in prison, a sock full of mayo is called a “fifi bag.”
I learned that if the Spanish explorers and early English settlers (Thanksgiving myths are bunk) hadn’t slaughtered (by blade, gun and disease) and/or “run/off” the natives, and if they had done a better job at recruiting their brethern to come live and work in America, we wouldn’t have needed African slavery for cane in the islands or cotton here at home. (Relatedly, that Oprah’s DNA links her to people in West Africa (Liberia).
I learned that if i consume more than six pints of beer at the Corner Brewery, all my higher brain functions shut down -at which point the only thing I’m good for is remembering the lyrics to obscure television theme songs.
What do you do when you’re branded, and you know you’re a man?
i learned im a star bitch im shining!
I learned that it can be very very satisfying to spit on cakes left out in public places.
I learned that you could have sex ten times a year, and still be in what’s called a “sexless marriage.”