lessons learned this week

I learned that you cannot live for very long on Methadone, Slim-Fast and spray cheese… What did you learn?

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  1. t.d. glass
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    I learned that when a cop says “Stop, don’t make me shoot you” he may actually mean it.

  2. cleo love-paste
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    I learned that Mr. Sulu is pretty awesome.

    http://www.influks.com/post897.html

  3. It's Skinner Again
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    I learned about the sonnets of Pietro Aretino, and learned many fine dirty words in Italian. And I learned about “ring species.”

  4. mark
    Posted February 21, 2007 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    A friend told me last night that, in prison, a sock full of mayo is called a “fifi bag.”

  5. egpenet
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    I learned that if the Spanish explorers and early English settlers (Thanksgiving myths are bunk) hadn’t slaughtered (by blade, gun and disease) and/or “run/off” the natives, and if they had done a better job at recruiting their brethern to come live and work in America, we wouldn’t have needed African slavery for cane in the islands or cotton here at home. (Relatedly, that Oprah’s DNA links her to people in West Africa (Liberia).

  6. schutzman
    Posted February 22, 2007 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    I learned that if i consume more than six pints of beer at the Corner Brewery, all my higher brain functions shut down -at which point the only thing I’m good for is remembering the lyrics to obscure television theme songs.

    What do you do when you’re branded, and you know you’re a man?

  7. the realest
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    i learned im a star bitch im shining!

  8. Little Dick Dave
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    I learned that it can be very very satisfying to spit on cakes left out in public places.

  9. Marry
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    I learned that you could have sex ten times a year, and still be in what’s called a “sexless marriage.”

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