There are two storage units before you… They look identical… Which one do you open?
Storage unite number one, or storage unit number two?
The contents of one will likely make you rich and give you a boner. The contents of the other will cause you to question everything you thought you knew about your family.
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I’d definitely take “number one”, and donate it to the Mutter Museum, even though they probably have hundreds of those things already.
“Storage Unit #2” probably has some stuff they’d also be interested in, though.
Provided it had been sterilized.
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I’m not, generally speaking, in favor of human sacrifice, but I think that if we could, as a nation, come together and sacrifice Paris Hilton, that it might be a really good, restorative thing. It might be just thing that we need.
I dreamed once that I went camping and met Paris Hilton in line at the cafeteria. She laughed at my jokes and said she liked talking to me. Then she abandoned me when her friends arrived. Her friends were all clones of her.