I didn’t think it was possible for me to find anything more frightening than furries… but then I read that they were meeting at an Old Country Buffet… I’m brewing coffee right now, afraid that I might fall asleep and dream.
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Actually, Mark, the Otherkins are way scarier than the furries. Otherkins think they really are vampires, dwarves, dragons, demons, werewolves, etc. I just noticed your blog comment box only allows XHTML and not HTML. I have a huge thick book on XHTML that I use to balance my coffee table.
For any who are interested, I’m president the local Huron Valley Chapter of the Elmer Fuddiekins. We dress up in flannel and hunt talking animals.
This is a great time to join, as open season on Furries begins Jan 20.
Furries at Old Country Buffet is SO much better than Satanists at Cafe Luwak!
Now that Rove has branded the GOP as the Jesus party, the next step is to go after the furries. I predict that Republicans will soon start praising old-fashioned teddy bear values, and sneering at “brie-eating Otherkin.”
Were bigfoot hoaxers the first furries of the modern era?
I just googled a “getting semen out of fur”? on a whim and there was only one hit. With the furry population growing like it is, I think that there might be huge potential there. No one thought five years ago that “ball shaving”? would be as huge as it is, and now there’s an entire industry growing up around it. I think “getting semen out of fur”? could be the next big thing.
A real, live furry has been captured in Cambodia.
Ball shaving solves one major part of the problem on getting semen out of fur. (Backshaving solves the rest.)
I think Playboy bunnies were around before Bigfoot hoaxers.
And Forrest Ackerman, of all people, is credited with inventing cosplay.
I wonder if any footage of the Banana Splits has turned up on a cryptozoology site. I suppose it’s just a matter of time.
Woohoo! Sorry, I’ve been out hunting! I bagged myself three furries today! Their meat is a little stringy, but let me tell you, they are easy as hell to skin! Just unzip.