getting gravy out of fur

I didn’t think it was possible for me to find anything more frightening than furries… but then I read that they were meeting at an Old Country Buffet… I’m brewing coffee right now, afraid that I might fall asleep and dream.

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  1. stevarino
    Posted January 17, 2007 at 11:02 pm | Permalink

    Actually, Mark, the Otherkins are way scarier than the furries. Otherkins think they really are vampires, dwarves, dragons, demons, werewolves, etc. I just noticed your blog comment box only allows XHTML and not HTML. I have a huge thick book on XHTML that I use to balance my coffee table.

  2. ol' e cross
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 7:53 am | Permalink

    For any who are interested, I’m president the local Huron Valley Chapter of the Elmer Fuddiekins. We dress up in flannel and hunt talking animals.

    This is a great time to join, as open season on Furries begins Jan 20.

  3. t.d. glass
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    Furries at Old Country Buffet is SO much better than Satanists at Cafe Luwak!

  4. It's Skinner Again
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    Now that Rove has branded the GOP as the Jesus party, the next step is to go after the furries. I predict that Republicans will soon start praising old-fashioned teddy bear values, and sneering at “brie-eating Otherkin.”

  5. mark
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    Were bigfoot hoaxers the first furries of the modern era?

  6. mark
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 9:06 pm | Permalink

    I just googled a “getting semen out of fur”? on a whim and there was only one hit. With the furry population growing like it is, I think that there might be huge potential there. No one thought five years ago that “ball shaving”? would be as huge as it is, and now there’s an entire industry growing up around it. I think “getting semen out of fur”? could be the next big thing.

  7. mark
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    A real, live furry has been captured in Cambodia.

  8. ol' e cross
    Posted January 18, 2007 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Ball shaving solves one major part of the problem on getting semen out of fur. (Backshaving solves the rest.)

  9. It's Skinner Again
    Posted January 19, 2007 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    I think Playboy bunnies were around before Bigfoot hoaxers.

    And Forrest Ackerman, of all people, is credited with inventing cosplay.

  10. It's Skinner Again
    Posted January 19, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    I wonder if any footage of the Banana Splits has turned up on a cryptozoology site. I suppose it’s just a matter of time.

  11. ol' e cross
    Posted January 20, 2007 at 10:23 pm | Permalink

    Woohoo! Sorry, I’ve been out hunting! I bagged myself three furries today! Their meat is a little stringy, but let me tell you, they are easy as hell to skin! Just unzip.

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