I just discovered, looking at the stats for this site, that MM.com is the site you get sent to when you google the phrase “strangled by feet.” It’s actually the only thing you get when you search through either Yahoo or Google. There’s a chance that I could be completely wrong about this, but my taste-maker senses are tingling like crazy, and I’m thinking that I might, once again, be present at the occurrence of yet another seismic shift in the cultural zeitgeist. A more cautious man than I would probably do a bit of research before putting his reputation on the line, but I am confident when I make this prediction – strangulation by feet is going to become the new ball shaving. Mark my words.
[Speaking of “ball shaving,” MM.com is now #2 in the world when the phrase is googled.]
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What’s this? No post-election gloating?
Looks to me like you’re on top where you belong.
I’m just waiting for someone to find my site by searching for “foot strangling ball shaver.” That’s when I’ll know that I’ve made it.
I just tried several permutations of
Ohhhh! Ohhhh!!! I want a ball strangling fitness buddy!!!