there will be no handbags full of piss at the upcoming shadow art fair

I know I probably shouldn’t be sharing this, as it comes from the application of a prospective Shadow Art Fair vendor, but doesn’t it look as though this designer’s model is pissing in her handbag? (And, no, this designer, sadly, did not make the final cut. We had close to 40 applications for the 10 new spots we opened up, and the competition was extremely rough.)

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10 Comments

  1. mark
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    This kind of pose would never fly on “America’s Next Top Model”… which reminds me that it’s time to leave the brewery and go home to my Tivo.

  2. Ted Glass
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    The woman next to her is holding her gut and kind of moving into a squatting position. My guess is that she’s shitting into some kind of poorly decorated satchel. Am I right?

  3. ol' e cross
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    They are, by far, the most attractive coloscopy bags I’ve seen.

  4. ol' e cross
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    They are, by far, the most attractive coloscopy bags I’ve seen.

  5. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    Am I the only one that finds this incredibly hot?

  6. UncleWendy
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    The Paris Hilton Wax Museum. I’ve been there. Oh, and pissin’ in the purse, I’ve been there too.

  7. egpenet
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    These aren’t models! They’re outta’townies flashing the bouncer to let them take cuts at some dive on Washington Street. Sheesh!

  8. mark
    Posted October 21, 2006 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    Oh my God!!!!

    Could it be that we turned them down for the Shadow Art Fair and this is how they respond, by shitting on my roof?

  9. Posted December 26, 2007 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    Any more of these pictures? I wanna watch her pee in the bag and then she can shit in it as well.

  10. mark
    Posted December 27, 2007 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

    Thank you for bringing us back to this thread, Mr. Burn. It’s one of my all time favorites. A true classic.

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