A woman I know that works at a local lumberyard, who apparently comes across as being quite sexually active, was sent this today by a concerned friend and/or coworker… I thought that perhaps others among you might benefit from the message.
update: It just occurred to me that it really is a no win situation. Either the woman’s husband is left holding his bare stem in the future, or her boyfriend is left holding his now.
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Someone explain to me how the thorns work in this little metaphor.
I can’t think of a nicer way to call someone a slut.
I can’t think of a nicer way to call someone a slut.
Look out for the thorns!
Are the guys out of Michigan Avenue with the giant dead baby photos again today? If so, maybe we could take them some of these flowers.