by now, even the stem has been pretty whittled away

A woman I know that works at a local lumberyard, who apparently comes across as being quite sexually active, was sent this today by a concerned friend and/or coworker… I thought that perhaps others among you might benefit from the message.

update: It just occurred to me that it really is a no win situation. Either the woman’s husband is left holding his bare stem in the future, or her boyfriend is left holding his now.

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5 Comments

  1. Jack
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    Someone explain to me how the thorns work in this little metaphor.

  2. ol' e cross
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 8:02 am | Permalink

    I can’t think of a nicer way to call someone a slut.

  3. ol' e cross
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 8:02 am | Permalink

    I can’t think of a nicer way to call someone a slut.

  4. egpenet
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Look out for the thorns!

  5. mark
    Posted October 21, 2006 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Are the guys out of Michigan Avenue with the giant dead baby photos again today? If so, maybe we could take them some of these flowers.

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