and they said i’d never amount to anything

I don’t know that it means much, but my Wiki virginity has apparently been snatched while I wasn’t paying attention.

(I’m not sure why my friend Dan in Minnesota was scouring the web today, looking for information about me, but I’d like to thank him for the link.)

on a related note: There’s a free happy-hour beer, at the bar of my choosing, for the first person who can post something disgusting, juvenile and hilarious in my pal Jeff Kay’s ZineWiki entry… And, I’ll throw in a quarter for the cashew machine if you can work in the phrase, “morbidly obese cock-smoker.”

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  1. mark
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    I’ve started my stopwatch….

    How long, I wonder, will it take for the phrase “ball shaving” to show up?

  2. ChelseaL
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 5:09 pm | Permalink


  3. dorothy
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    extremely cool!!!

  4. mark
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    Uhhh… It’s actually not that cool, but thanks for saying that.

  5. Dr Cherry
    Posted September 10, 2006 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    Mark, I didn’t know you were a muscian!

  6. Anonymatt
    Posted September 11, 2006 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    You said “virginity” and “snatch.”

  7. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted September 12, 2006 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    There’s no turning back now, “the wiki hymen has been broken.”

  8. mark
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

    I can

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