the hookup: some things are just meant to be

I’ve never considered myself much of a romantic, but my new mission in life is to bring this man and this woman together. (And the only thing I’ll ask for in return are the film rights.)

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  1. Dirtgrain
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    The plural of penis is penes? Thanks for teaching me that. Now I have another name to call a bunch of people who are acting like dicks. “Penes!” And it rhymes with weenies. This will help me with some poems that I have been working on.

  2. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    If I’m not mistaken, this is exactly how Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel met.

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