sorry, pluto

(A painting by our friend Dan Gillotte.)

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  1. ChelseaL
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 6:42 am | Permalink


  2. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that I’d like to see more of. Cutting Pluto from the planetary line-up makes textbooks shorter and solar system displays smaller, and thus less expensive to produce and store. I say, while we’re at it, that we also cut slavery from American history and red from the color palate.

  3. Ted Glass
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    An article on the demotion of Pluto:

  4. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    Being demoted is not all bad. You have more free time and fewer responsibilities. I’m sure Pluto welcomes the chance to kick back a bit and enjoy life.

  5. mark
    Posted August 26, 2006 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    Most importantly, now we only have to pay Pluto a fraction of what we used to… for doing the exact same job.

  6. mark
    Posted August 26, 2006 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    And, in related news, Bluto has been written out of the Robin Williams script for “Popeye II.”

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