So, I’m looking at this spam e-mail that I just got and I’m wondering which Viagra I should start out with. I know if I ask my doctor that he’ll suggest I work my way up through the amateur ranks, but I’m tempted to just jump right in as a professional.
(OK, does anyone know what the fuck “professional Viagra” is?)
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You mind scrolling down to the Vallium, etc.? Any Oxycontin? Hmmm?
I think if you need for your cock to be as hard as a tire iron for more than the ten hours you get with regular Viarga, that qualifies you as a professional.
I’ve found that it’s hard to act professional, or even be in a professional setting, when I have a cock so painfully hard that the skin begins to split.
I think “professional Viagra” is made in a real lab, as opposed to the stuff mixed up in someone’s bathtub.
I think the “professional” version is designed for memebers of the Adult entertainment industry.
I seriously doubt that any of these were made in a real lab.
By the way you should all see Mark on the dance floor. He can still cut a rug.
Not sure about “Professional Viagra.” Personally, I sware by the “Presidential Viagra” favored by top CEOs. It only last 30-60 seconds, so after the 10 o’clock shareholders meeting, you take the intern into the coatroom for a quickie and still look “presentable” for the 11:15 ribbon cutting at the children’s hospital.
I am sure the Presidential Viagra was first made famous by Bill Clinton (aka impeached president). How else could you unload on “that woman Miss Lewinsky”
It’s worth $4.07 a pill if it can help you win your local wet underwear contest. I hear “best front” will get you $100 bucks in Austin.