professional viagra

So, I’m looking at this spam e-mail that I just got and I’m wondering which Viagra I should start out with. I know if I ask my doctor that he’ll suggest I work my way up through the amateur ranks, but I’m tempted to just jump right in as a professional.

(OK, does anyone know what the fuck “professional Viagra” is?)

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9 Comments

  1. egpenet
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    You mind scrolling down to the Vallium, etc.? Any Oxycontin? Hmmm?

  2. Teddy Glass Esq.
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    I think if you need for your cock to be as hard as a tire iron for more than the ten hours you get with regular Viarga, that qualifies you as a professional.

  3. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    I’ve found that it’s hard to act professional, or even be in a professional setting, when I have a cock so painfully hard that the skin begins to split.

  4. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    I think “professional Viagra” is made in a real lab, as opposed to the stuff mixed up in someone’s bathtub.

  5. Dr Cherry
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    I think the “professional” version is designed for memebers of the Adult entertainment industry.

  6. jrod2143
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    I seriously doubt that any of these were made in a real lab.

    By the way you should all see Mark on the dance floor. He can still cut a rug.

  7. ol' e cross
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Not sure about “Professional Viagra.” Personally, I sware by the “Presidential Viagra” favored by top CEOs. It only last 30-60 seconds, so after the 10 o’clock shareholders meeting, you take the intern into the coatroom for a quickie and still look “presentable” for the 11:15 ribbon cutting at the children’s hospital.

  8. jrod2143
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    I am sure the Presidential Viagra was first made famous by Bill Clinton (aka impeached president). How else could you unload on “that woman Miss Lewinsky”

  9. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    It’s worth $4.07 a pill if it can help you win your local wet underwear contest. I hear “best front” will get you $100 bucks in Austin.

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