(This terrifying little Jihad Jammies post is brought to you courtesy of the good folks at Metafilter.)
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Makes Mormon underwear look almost sane in comparison.
We should take up a collection to send these to all our troops in Iraq.
God gave me that idea.
Will look great with my KISS Army robe.
someday a therapist will get headaches trying to sort through these kids’ issues.
The one on the right is really creeping me out.
I presume the back reads “Kill them all and let God sort them out.”
How old are these kids, anyway? Why are they holding hands in their pajamas?
In biblical times I think you could marry girls as young as six.
Nobody wants to marry me when I wear my Army of God pajamas. And that stuffed cotton shield is worth fuck-all against the hosts of Hell. What a rip-off.
My wife’s response “What happens when someone breaks into the house and the pjs don’t
protect them – then their faith (what obscured and misguided faith they
had) is shot to… well, hell.
The bible should definitely be rated IPGN (intelligent parental
guidance
necessary)
If there is a God, I have no doubt that he or she thinks that we’re incredibly stupid.
Are you trying to say that wearing a cloth helmet with the inscription SALVATION is stupid? I would have ordered a pair, but they didn’t have my size available.
The armor of God, you will notice, does not protect their faces or hands. So these little killing machines of our Lord are not without their weaknesses.
As usual, they’ll have to forage for additional armor.
Man, I finally figured out my security. Just so I could tell you…DUDE you’ve been boingboing’ed. Unfortunately, someone else got credit. Do you recognize their name?
I’m glad to have you back, Chris, but this one wasn’t my find. I got it from Metafilter (as I mention under the picture). Thanks for looking out for my interests though. It’s appreciated.
I will pray for all of you guys who are making fun of this.
tae, not that I endorse praying, but have you thought of praying for the schyster that’s selling the magic pajamas?
I sort of assumed that magical garments were more in parity with witchcraft than any kind of mainstream christian doctrine, but what do I know. Besides, they look like little clansman.
I’m a Biblical literalist when it comes to sleepwear. As I don’t see these garments mentioned anywhere in the Bible, I guess I’ll keep sleeping under a pile of horsehair in the stable.
And how do your wives and slaves feel about this arrangement?
Do you think these PJs could be combined with the Shomer-Tec “brief safe”? I bet that would keep away all bad guys (see http://www.shomer-tec.com for details).
I know there are several versions of the Ten Commandments; I don’t recall any that list “Thou shalt not mock silly pajamas.”
And they’re perfect for Jesus Camp!
Great Idea! Reading through the comments it is sad to see the jokes people make at their own expense of eternity burning in HELL!
I must have missed the part in the bible where it said that joking about pajama design would earn a person an eternity of torment I hell. I did, however, read the part in Leviticus where God forbade the cutting of hair… How’s that working out for you?
It’s a two way street. It’s not just us making fun of the silly PJs of religious people. It’s also silly religious people trying to take away our right to wear our PJs in public.
http://www.katc.com/news/possible-ban-on-pajamas/