army of god pajamas

(This terrifying little Jihad Jammies post is brought to you courtesy of the good folks at Metafilter.)

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  1. mark
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    Makes Mormon underwear look almost sane in comparison.

  2. ol' e cross
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    We should take up a collection to send these to all our troops in Iraq.

    God gave me that idea.

  3. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    Will look great with my KISS Army robe.

  4. be OH be
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    someday a therapist will get headaches trying to sort through these kids’ issues.

    The one on the right is really creeping me out.

  5. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    I presume the back reads “Kill them all and let God sort them out.”

    How old are these kids, anyway? Why are they holding hands in their pajamas?

  6. mark
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    In biblical times I think you could marry girls as young as six.

  7. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    Nobody wants to marry me when I wear my Army of God pajamas. And that stuffed cotton shield is worth fuck-all against the hosts of Hell. What a rip-off.

  8. Jack
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    My wife’s response “What happens when someone breaks into the house and the pjs don’t
    protect them – then their faith (what obscured and misguided faith they
    had) is shot to… well, hell.

    The bible should definitely be rated IPGN (intelligent parental

  9. mark
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    If there is a God, I have no doubt that he or she thinks that we’re incredibly stupid.

  10. clownpuncher
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 7:57 am | Permalink

    Are you trying to say that wearing a cloth helmet with the inscription SALVATION is stupid? I would have ordered a pair, but they didn’t have my size available.

  11. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    The armor of God, you will notice, does not protect their faces or hands. So these little killing machines of our Lord are not without their weaknesses.

  12. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 25, 2006 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    As usual, they’ll have to forage for additional armor.

  13. chris
    Posted August 26, 2006 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    Man, I finally figured out my security. Just so I could tell you…DUDE you’ve been boingboing’ed. Unfortunately, someone else got credit. Do you recognize their name?

  14. mark
    Posted August 27, 2006 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    I’m glad to have you back, Chris, but this one wasn’t my find. I got it from Metafilter (as I mention under the picture). Thanks for looking out for my interests though. It’s appreciated.

  15. tae
    Posted August 29, 2006 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    I will pray for all of you guys who are making fun of this.

  16. Dr Cherry
    Posted August 29, 2006 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    tae, not that I endorse praying, but have you thought of praying for the schyster that’s selling the magic pajamas?

    I sort of assumed that magical garments were more in parity with witchcraft than any kind of mainstream christian doctrine, but what do I know. Besides, they look like little clansman.

  17. mark
    Posted August 29, 2006 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    I’m a Biblical literalist when it comes to sleepwear. As I don’t see these garments mentioned anywhere in the Bible, I guess I’ll keep sleeping under a pile of horsehair in the stable.

  18. Jack
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 11:45 am | Permalink

    And how do your wives and slaves feel about this arrangement?

  19. It's Skinner Again
    Posted August 30, 2006 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    Do you think these PJs could be combined with the Shomer-Tec “brief safe”? I bet that would keep away all bad guys (see for details).

    I know there are several versions of the Ten Commandments; I don’t recall any that list “Thou shalt not mock silly pajamas.”

  20. mark
    Posted September 4, 2006 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    And they’re perfect for Jesus Camp!

  21. Jesus Guy
    Posted January 14, 2012 at 4:45 am | Permalink

    Great Idea! Reading through the comments it is sad to see the jokes people make at their own expense of eternity burning in HELL!

  22. Posted January 14, 2012 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    I must have missed the part in the bible where it said that joking about pajama design would earn a person an eternity of torment I hell. I did, however, read the part in Leviticus where God forbade the cutting of hair… How’s that working out for you?

  23. K2
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    It’s a two way street. It’s not just us making fun of the silly PJs of religious people. It’s also silly religious people trying to take away our right to wear our PJs in public.

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