“why… why don’t you fuckers comment more?”

Jesus H. “Don’t make me come back down there!” Christ

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  1. lynne
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    uh…well speaking for myself mostly…

    cos we’re assholes? ;)

  2. be OH be
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 8:29 am | Permalink

    It’s the typos that get me donw.
    That and the blue language.

  3. Collin
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    I could say the same thing, except you are updating almost daily whereas I’m not. I’ve almost given up on blogging. So, why am I not commenting more? I don’t know. Does that help?

  4. Ted Glass
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    I don’t even think that’s the real Jesus.

  5. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’ve been too busy getting laid.

  6. It's Skinner Again
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

    Buck up, Mark. Take a walk in the spring air. Meet a friend for lunch. Don’t bring your laptop.

  7. UBU
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    So Jim Morrison IS alive!

  8. Dirtgrain
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Christ hater.

  9. chriso
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    I would suggest including more photos, even if they aren’t related to what wrote about. Especially if they are related.

  10. leighton
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, like he said. More porn. Though the text is sexy.

  11. schutzman
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    I wish you the best of luck in your efforts to catch flies with vinegar.

  12. Suzie
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    because I could never remember if I had created a profile, and if I had, what it was, and what the password might have possibly been. (I created this one just now, so we’ll see how long I can remember it.)

  13. Anonymatt
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    It’s your job to provide free entertainment for us. Don’t even think of trying to turn that around. We won’t fall for it.

  14. chris
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    Hey, I’ve been commenting more! I won’t even mention that you have plagiarized one of my previous comments.

    I must say though, that the Spanish performance hair stylists left me at a loss for words.

  15. mark
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    If I’m not mistaken, Jesus, in the very rare candid photo shown above, is catching a fly with his right hand, Brett. I suppose he could have first dipped it in vinegar though… Either way he does not need your luck. He’s JESUS!

    And, I didn’t think I needed to say this, but the views expressed by Jesus when he visits this site are not necessarily the views of management. (Personally, I find your comments bothersome.)

    And, lastly, I don’t know how you’re leaving comments right now, Mr. Skinner. I’m watching you play your uke on PBS.

    And, I agree about the porn. I’ll start taking candid nudes of myself at once and posting them for you, Leighton.

    I have comments for the rest of you too… but I’m too angry to type another word.

  16. Ken
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    If only you didn’t hate America so much…

  17. danandkitty
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Why DOES JEsus hate Americsa so much. Stupid Nazarethan!

  18. Jack
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    Jesus doesn’t hate America. He just wishes everyone who comes here would learn to speak English, just like him.

  19. mark
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    What national chain would Jesus love best?

    I think that’s a much better question than, “What would Jesus do?”

    I think he’d like Cracker Barrel.

  20. Shanster
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    I don’t comment more because I’ve been busy working on the Buchanan/Quayle ’07 presidential campaign. But Jesus already knew that. Why do we say Jesus H. Christ? What was his middle name?

  21. It's Skinner Again
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 1:54 pm | Permalink


  22. Ted Glass
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    “holier than thou”

  23. It's Skinner Again
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 5:48 pm | Permalink


  24. mark
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    I have the definitive answer.

    It’s Jesus Haliburton Christ.

  25. Jack
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    Betcha his middle was Ben. As in Yeshu’ ben Yossef (Bad hebrew Joke, sorry.)

    But here is some more conjecture.


  26. mark
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    I still think it’s Haliburton.

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