– Jesus H. “Don’t make me come back down there!” Christ
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“why… why don’t you fuckers comment more?”
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uh…well speaking for myself mostly…
cos we’re assholes? ;)
It’s the typos that get me donw.
That and the blue language.
I could say the same thing, except you are updating almost daily whereas I’m not. I’ve almost given up on blogging. So, why am I not commenting more? I don’t know. Does that help?
I don’t even think that’s the real Jesus.
I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’ve been too busy getting laid.
Buck up, Mark. Take a walk in the spring air. Meet a friend for lunch. Don’t bring your laptop.
So Jim Morrison IS alive!
Christ hater.
I would suggest including more photos, even if they aren’t related to what wrote about. Especially if they are related.
Yeah, like he said. More porn. Though the text is sexy.
I wish you the best of luck in your efforts to catch flies with vinegar.
because I could never remember if I had created a profile, and if I had, what it was, and what the password might have possibly been. (I created this one just now, so we’ll see how long I can remember it.)
It’s your job to provide free entertainment for us. Don’t even think of trying to turn that around. We won’t fall for it.
Hey, I’ve been commenting more! I won’t even mention that you have plagiarized one of my previous comments.
I must say though, that the Spanish performance hair stylists left me at a loss for words.
If I’m not mistaken, Jesus, in the very rare candid photo shown above, is catching a fly with his right hand, Brett. I suppose he could have first dipped it in vinegar though… Either way he does not need your luck. He’s JESUS!
And, I didn’t think I needed to say this, but the views expressed by Jesus when he visits this site are not necessarily the views of management. (Personally, I find your comments bothersome.)
And, lastly, I don’t know how you’re leaving comments right now, Mr. Skinner. I’m watching you play your uke on PBS.
And, I agree about the porn. I’ll start taking candid nudes of myself at once and posting them for you, Leighton.
I have comments for the rest of you too… but I’m too angry to type another word.
If only you didn’t hate America so much…
Why DOES JEsus hate Americsa so much. Stupid Nazarethan!
Jesus doesn’t hate America. He just wishes everyone who comes here would learn to speak English, just like him.
What national chain would Jesus love best?
I think that’s a much better question than, “What would Jesus do?”
I think he’d like Cracker Barrel.
I don’t comment more because I’ve been busy working on the Buchanan/Quayle ’07 presidential campaign. But Jesus already knew that. Why do we say Jesus H. Christ? What was his middle name?
Hirsute?
“holier than thou”
Human?
I have the definitive answer.
It’s Jesus Haliburton Christ.
Betcha his middle was Ben. As in Yeshu’ ben Yossef (Bad hebrew Joke, sorry.)
But here is some more conjecture.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html
I still think it’s Haliburton.