the monkey power magic cone

My bandmate, Dan, for some reason, wants you all to know how to use the Magic Cone. (Maybe he’s tired of cleaning up after you ladies.) I haven’t brought it up to him, or anyone else in the band yet, but I’m thinking that the next single we put out on vinyl should include instructions on how to fold the jacket so that it doubles as a “multi-use urination funnel.”

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  1. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    You can also use the Magic Cone as an ear trumpet.

  2. doulicia
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    properly applied, a CD can work as a urine shield, while allowing the urine to pass through the disc hole. Like one of those garden hose sprayers, you can even alter the stream direction and style (“jet,” “mist,” etc.).

    Don’t you think people are already using MPT discs for this purpose and therefore directing them to use the jacket as a magic cone would only confuse?

  3. Ted Glass
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    The Monkey Power Trio singles with the big holes are easier to to poop through.

  4. mark
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 9:16 pm | Permalink


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