My bandmate, Dan, for some reason, wants you all to know how to use the Magic Cone. (Maybe he’s tired of cleaning up after you ladies.) I haven’t brought it up to him, or anyone else in the band yet, but I’m thinking that the next single we put out on vinyl should include instructions on how to fold the jacket so that it doubles as a “multi-use urination funnel.”
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You can also use the Magic Cone as an ear trumpet.
properly applied, a CD can work as a urine shield, while allowing the urine to pass through the disc hole. Like one of those garden hose sprayers, you can even alter the stream direction and style (“jet,” “mist,” etc.).
Don’t you think people are already using MPT discs for this purpose and therefore directing them to use the jacket as a magic cone would only confuse?
The Monkey Power Trio singles with the big holes are easier to to poop through.
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