salvation through fisting

When I first saw this mention of a Christian tutorial on fisting on Metafilter, I was fairly certain that it was just a somewhat clever ruse. Now that I’ve read this Mother Jones piece on the Christian sex-positive ministry/super-store “The Marriage Bed”, I’m not quite so sure… Here’s a cip:

…The list of “What’s Okay, What’s Not,” as revealed to The Marriage Bed, gives the faithful broad license. They must shun porn, but are commanded to pleasure. They may enjoy oral and anal sex, toys and fantasies, “mild pain” through spanking, biting (so long as nothing becomes a fetish or substitutes for intercourse, and couples fantasize together, of themselves married and forsaking all others). They may study the numerous guides to intimacy and multiple orgasms by the Byerlys and other Christian authors, explore exotic positions, talk dirty, use condoms and other forms of birth control. They may slather their skin with chocolate body butter and Happy Penis Massage Cream, restrain each other with silken bonds, use blindfolds and swings, vibrators and pierced-tongue stimulators, penis extenders and dildos (though not those molded after real flesh). All this may be theirs if they are straight and married…

And, because I can’t help myself, here’s a clip from The Marriage Bed’s page on “Sex for the Clueless Bride“:

…If you have never seen a penis before (changing diapers doesn’t count), at first glance it might be a bit intimidating. An adult penis can look pretty large. You’re wondering how in the world it’s going to fit. Not to worry. God created the system and your body is designed to accommodate something that size. During arousal your vagina will extend, and balloon out a bit at the end…

Now, how’s that for Intelligent Design?

My head won’t stop spinning.

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14 Comments

  1. mark
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 7:16 am | Permalink

    I just wanted to add that I really don’t have a problem with Christians expressing their sexuality. I think in the whole scheme of things that it

  2. Ted Glass
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    This is clearly why they don’t want gays to get married. The sex gets a lot kinkier.

  3. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 8:44 am | Permalink

    How about the always-entertaining Christian BDSM site:

    http://www.christiansandbdsm.com/cbdsmintro.html

  4. mark
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    Speaking of BDSM, what ever happened to your old friend Dielia Day (was that her name). Last I heard, she got away with killing her husband… Any chance that she’s found the Lord?

  5. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Last I heard she was due for a court appearance in March. I don’t know if she showed up or not. A writer really ought to get an advance to go down there and try to write a book.

  6. mark
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    Is your old stuff still accessible? If so, do you care to share the links, or is that part of your online history that you’re not wanting to revisit? As I recall, it got kind of overwhelming for you.

  7. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    Not so much overwhelming, instead irritating. I think when you open the floor to a bunch of submissives instead of taking initiative to do their own research, they just keep parroting the same questions in hopes someone will track down the answers for them.

    The other thing I was having trouble with was how the submissive community blindly sided with the killer. I was even personally criticized for arguing the side of the Travis Anton.

    http://seat.defcode.com/index.php/2003/08/26/sex_slave_interviewed
    http://seat.defcode.com/index.php/2003/11/12/a_sex_slave_and_a_shotgun
    http://seat.defcode.com/index.php/2004/03/07/delia_day_a_sex_slave_and_a_shotgun_ii
    http://seat.defcode.com/index.php/2004/03/11/delia_day_a_k_a_susan_f_anton
    http://seat.defcode.com/index.php/2004/03/18/travis_anton_s_weblog

  8. Ted Glass
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    My interest in this unfortunate case is far more than a morbid curiosity. Together with my slave embre, we make a couple living out the challenge and the promise of a power exchange relationship. In addition, we also scratch out a living through a website that depicts this union. We were familiar with

  9. Ted Glass
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    I should have mentioned – that was a quote from a comment left at Dr. Cherry’s site. I do not live with a slave named Embre.

  10. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    What’s your slave’s name Ted?

  11. mark
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    I met a guy not too long ago who’s a true crime writer. Actually, he’s a reporter, but, on the side, he does true crime. I might give him a ring. This sounds like the kind of case that publishers would be all over. It’s got all the makings of a great story – sex, bondage, murder, slavery, the internet, webcams, obsessed fans.

  12. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    You should because I’m not capable of writing it. Somebody ougth to, it seems like a slam dunk.

  13. dragon
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    Associated Press

    Last update: March 21, 2011 – 9:09 AM

    SCRANTON, Pa. – Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.
    A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

  14. Edward
    Posted March 22, 2011 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    Must form band immediately.

    Happy Penis Massage Cream

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