I don’t remember who made this and sent it in, but I hate whoever it was. This picture is right in the middle of my iPhoto library and I can’t scroll through without seeing it. I should probably just delete it, but, being the packrat that I am, I can’t help but think that I might need it someday. (It’s an OCD thing — you wouldn’t understand.) Actually, now that I think about it, I may have an immediate use for it. I just received a note from someone in my high school class asking me to send in a photo of myself in advance of our big 20th reunion (which I won’t be attending).
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Please help me identify, hunt down, and kill the person responsible for this.
And if I hear of anyone getting aroused by this image, I’m going to retire from blogging… and then drink Draino.
Please photoshop some visible undies in there.
Velour and lace make me hot?
You REALLY don’t remember? I’m pretty sure it goes all the way back to a post that you made in January 2005 about… someone famous (I think Rip Taylor) photoshopping his face on to a zucchini at his website. Seeing as you are full of hate and threatening death for whomever made it, I will say that it certainly wasn’t me. No way.
I won’t be attending my 20th reunion this year either, even though they keep sending me crap to entice me. I didn’t like it then, I don’t need it now.
As I have no Photoshop skills, the only way I can respond is with my fists, Collin. Please provide me with your exact coordinates.
As for high school reunions, I’ll go to yours if you go to mine. (After the beating, you may even look like me.)
Will I have to wear that dress? As for where I am: The comments are coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE! (insert ominous Psycho style music here)