There must be something in the air tonight. I just received two great, libelous e-mails. The first, from Doug Skinner, suggested that former first lady Barbara Bush, bug-eyed mother of our current Puppetdent, is in fact the illegitimate daughter of Aleister “The Great Beast 666” Crowley. The second, from our old friend the Taint, argued the case that Donald Rumsfeld demands a constant supply of iced underwear. I suspect that both things are true.
And, on a somewhat unrelated note, “Does that thing have a spine?”
[This brilliant post was brought to you by the folks at MoveOn, and their current campaign to generate public support against Bush’s plan to use nuclear weapons against Iran.]
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The iced underpants are, from what I understand, served with salt around the wasteband.
I forgot to mention it in this post, but didn’t I link to something once about the Bush family being humanoid lizard creatures that feast on the blood of children?
I guess my memory