where in the world is mark maynard?

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  1. j7uy5
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    Southern California?

  2. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    Ypsilanti’s Little Tokyo neighborhood?

  3. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    And I like the earthquake idea.

  4. me
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    somewhere in hamtramck, right before you popped from the paczkis

  5. Brian
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    The Negative Zone from Superman 2?

  6. kez
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    atlantic city

  7. Ken
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    I thought that looked like Atlantic City, too!

  8. Otto Walkes
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    Das Zittern kommt daher: er deckt Bein mit Bein, sizt auf einem Stein, holt sich einen runter, macht sich ganz schoen munter … dadurch Herrn Knots zu bedenken, in dem Mondesschein glaenzt sein Schenken.

  9. terry
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 1:54 am | Permalink

    the Lite-Brite factory?

  10. Anonymatt
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    The last train to Blursville?

  11. DM
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    At the end of the diag on south university in front of the student textbook store facing west. i am assuming that the window display is of books on presidents. you are standing in one of shaky jake’s favorite spots.

  12. mark
    Posted March 3, 2006 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    Here’s a hint – it’s the most evil place on earth.

  13. Ken
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 12:17 am | Permalink


  14. Brian
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 1:14 am | Permalink

    Your inside Cheney’s “heart”?

  15. terry
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 3:35 am | Permalink


  16. Shanster
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    The Christian Science Reading room, which has no connection to Scientology, although those things in the background might be thetans.

    Pat Robertson’s Bathroom?

  17. Stella Magdalen
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    Evil ehhh? Las Vegas?

  18. Stella Magdalen
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 7:35 am | Permalink

    Ohh, or D.C.? Those are some of my most evil places, if you don’t count the more general – anywhere that children and other young people are held in bondage as sex slaves or labour slaves.

  19. schutzman
    Posted March 4, 2006 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    You’ve journeyed down the River Styx on a mission to rescue the soul of Don Knotts before it arrives in Hades.

  20. It's Skinner Again
    Posted March 5, 2006 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    Someplace else where you got a tummyache?

  21. DM
    Posted March 5, 2006 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    White Castle?

  22. me
    Posted March 5, 2006 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    Otto, you are a poet!!!

  23. ChelseaL
    Posted March 6, 2006 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    I give up. Where are ya, buddy?

  24. schutzman
    Posted March 7, 2006 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    You’re clearly not visiting your parents, as by now your mother or father would have accidentally logged in as “Mark [Member]” and updated the blog for you.

  25. Jack
    Posted March 7, 2006 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    Outside of a McDonalds?

  26. chris
    Posted March 7, 2006 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    OK, wherever the fuck he is could he please come back now already?

  27. be OH be
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    Maybe Linette posted this and would really like to know where the hell Mark is.

  28. ol' e cross
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    If I had to fancy a quess I’d say Orlando, maybe at the XXXXXXXX at Disney’s XXXXXX? [edited by Homeland Security in the hopes of defeating another terrorsit attack like the one we had on 9/11]

  29. Brian
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Mark, although we only met briefly, I’ll always cherish those minutes together. I can’t believe you haven’t posted in 7 days…so that leaves me to believe you’re dead.

    Don Knotts still won’t let you interview him in hell.

  30. terry
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    So should we send out a search party for Mark or what? Maybe Mark’s being held by the Dept of Homeland Security. Mark, if you’re being detained and still have internet access make a post about how much you love the president. We’ll then know what happened.

  31. ol' e cross
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 7:38 am | Permalink

    I prayed to Don Knotts to find Mark Maynard and Don Knotts revealed it to me.

    Miracle number one. (How many do you need for sainthood?)

    All who yearn for Mark’s return should beseech Don Knotts on Mark’s behalf. “And this shall be a sign.”

    (Mark, sorry if DK revealed more to me than he should have, there are no classified secrets in the netherworld.)

  32. mark
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    I knew that you had evil powers when I first met you, Ol’ E Cross. While it bothers me a bit that you have somehow gained access to my personal life, I’m at least happy to know that I was right about you… Pure evil.

    Yup. I was at Disney. I’ll post something about it later. I need to continue bathing now. (Three days and stink still won’t wash off.)

    Oh, and who ever said that I was at the boardwalk in Atlantic City, you were extremely close. I was in a Disney engineered environment made to look like 1920 Altantic City. In fact, I think the sign on the building behind me said “Atlantic Dance”.

    More later.

  33. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted March 10, 2006 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    I was going to guess gay bath house.

    I wonder how Disney “imagineers” would design a gay bath house? I’m guessing there would be a kind of Roman theme. Maybe a Mickey Mouse in a toga selling lube in the lobby.

  34. chris
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    I just gotta know…land or world? Oh wait, I see that it was world. Isn’t Clem too young? Was it a conference and did you ride Mission in Space at the Epcot Center?

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