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where in the world is mark maynard?
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Southern California?
Ypsilanti’s Little Tokyo neighborhood?
And I like the earthquake idea.
somewhere in hamtramck, right before you popped from the paczkis
The Negative Zone from Superman 2?
atlantic city
I thought that looked like Atlantic City, too!
Das Zittern kommt daher: er deckt Bein mit Bein, sizt auf einem Stein, holt sich einen runter, macht sich ganz schoen munter … dadurch Herrn Knots zu bedenken, in dem Mondesschein glaenzt sein Schenken.
the Lite-Brite factory?
The last train to Blursville?
At the end of the diag on south university in front of the student textbook store facing west. i am assuming that the window display is of books on presidents. you are standing in one of shaky jake’s favorite spots.
Here’s a hint – it’s the most evil place on earth.
Columbine?
Your inside Cheney’s “heart”?
Wal-Mart?
The Christian Science Reading room, which has no connection to Scientology, although those things in the background might be thetans.
Pat Robertson’s Bathroom?
Evil ehhh? Las Vegas?
Ohh, or D.C.? Those are some of my most evil places, if you don’t count the more general – anywhere that children and other young people are held in bondage as sex slaves or labour slaves.
You’ve journeyed down the River Styx on a mission to rescue the soul of Don Knotts before it arrives in Hades.
Someplace else where you got a tummyache?
White Castle?
Otto, you are a poet!!!
I give up. Where are ya, buddy?
You’re clearly not visiting your parents, as by now your mother or father would have accidentally logged in as “Mark [Member]” and updated the blog for you.
Outside of a McDonalds?
OK, wherever the fuck he is could he please come back now already?
Maybe Linette posted this and would really like to know where the hell Mark is.
If I had to fancy a quess I’d say Orlando, maybe at the XXXXXXXX at Disney’s XXXXXX? [edited by Homeland Security in the hopes of defeating another terrorsit attack like the one we had on 9/11]
Mark, although we only met briefly, I’ll always cherish those minutes together. I can’t believe you haven’t posted in 7 days…so that leaves me to believe you’re dead.
Don Knotts still won’t let you interview him in hell.
So should we send out a search party for Mark or what? Maybe Mark’s being held by the Dept of Homeland Security. Mark, if you’re being detained and still have internet access make a post about how much you love the president. We’ll then know what happened.
I prayed to Don Knotts to find Mark Maynard and Don Knotts revealed it to me.
Miracle number one. (How many do you need for sainthood?)
All who yearn for Mark’s return should beseech Don Knotts on Mark’s behalf. “And this shall be a sign.”
(Mark, sorry if DK revealed more to me than he should have, there are no classified secrets in the netherworld.)
I knew that you had evil powers when I first met you, Ol’ E Cross. While it bothers me a bit that you have somehow gained access to my personal life, I’m at least happy to know that I was right about you… Pure evil.
Yup. I was at Disney. I’ll post something about it later. I need to continue bathing now. (Three days and stink still won’t wash off.)
Oh, and who ever said that I was at the boardwalk in Atlantic City, you were extremely close. I was in a Disney engineered environment made to look like 1920 Altantic City. In fact, I think the sign on the building behind me said “Atlantic Dance”.
More later.
I was going to guess gay bath house.
I wonder how Disney “imagineers” would design a gay bath house? I’m guessing there would be a kind of Roman theme. Maybe a Mickey Mouse in a toga selling lube in the lobby.
I just gotta know…land or world? Oh wait, I see that it was world. Isn’t Clem too young? Was it a conference and did you ride Mission in Space at the Epcot Center?