Hey, it’s after 12:30 AM, I just got home from work, and I have to turn around and go back in a few hours, so I don’t think there’s going to be a post tonight… If you have something interesting to share though, please leave a comment. I’d appreciate it.
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I like the way asparagus
12:30 is pretty early home for me, though I don’t have to get up at it quite so soon.
Mark: How can I get you out to the Inferno to be citizen improv?
Have you seen the stories in the AA News this week about the 2 decapitated dogs that have ben found in Superior Twp. One had its paws bound with duct tape. Apparently they have also found 7 other animals killed and skinned. There are some really screwed up people out there. Who the hell would do this someone’s pet?
I enjoy the way fluoride makes my tears taste.
I bought a new car but that’s probably only interesting to me. I would like to remind people that Adult DVD Empire is still having their buy 1 get 1 free gonzo sale. I’m not sure how many of Kami’s videos are included but you can probably still find something you’ll like.
I recieved a paper cut from an envelope while opening my mail yesterday. it’s right in the webbing between my forefinger and middle finger, and makes it very painful to type.
Thus, in order to describe the injury, I am only further intensifying its effects; But through that pain, I become more aware of my existence and my reality grows vividly more intense- So leaving a comment here is therefore a truly life-affirming act.
Thank you, mark maynard, wherever you are.
Mr. Izzo. I saw you in the street yesterday, but I didn’t realize until after you’d passed me that it was you. You were walking a bulldog (It was sticking its tongue out at me.) We were headed over the cross street bridge in different directions… As for your offer, I do appreciate it, but I’m afraid that I’ll have to decline. While I do enjoy the spotlight, I’m also terrified of it. I’m sure we can work together sometime in the future though. (I always have ideas.)
And thanks to the rest of you for letting my know the flavor and odor of your various excretions.
And sorry about the paper cut, Brett. We should make a two-hour movie, like “The Passion of the Christ” about it. Lots of slow-motion.
And, Terry, please contact me about co-writing a script for Kami. I think I might be up for it now. (My resume could use a porn-writing credit.)
…And, thanks, Sam, for cheering me up by telling me that there’s a guy out there sawing the heads off of dogs.
Wenn das Bellen wird zu laut,
muss der Kopf dann abgehaut.
I figured I should translate for Otto, before you let one of the online servers mess it up:
When the barking gets too loud,
the head must be hacked off.
Habe soeben foldende Schlagzeile gefunden in Eurer heutigen Zeitung: “Sheriff intensifies probe of dead dogs”
Ist es schon soweit gekommen, dass Ihr die toten Hunde PROBIERT?! Wie schmecken die denn, wenn ich mal fragen darf?
I figured I should translate for Otto, before you let one of the online servers mess it up: