choosing kozy shack rice pudding over revolution

My most recent obsession is Kozy Shack rice pudding (available at most Costco stores). It’s the best stuff in the world. (The texture is great and it’s not too sweet.) I just went through two institutional-sized tubs of the stuff, and, if I could find a store open this time of night, I’d be on my way out right now, looking for more. It really is the most perfect food I have ever had the pleasure to taste. (I was going to write about Russ Feingold tonight and his efforts to see the President censured by the Senate for his ongoing, illegal use of the National Security Agency to spy on American citizens. Unfortunately, I got sidetracked by rice pudding and the television show “24.” And, so, now you’re not going to hear about what Russ is up to, how MoveOn is supporting him with a petition drive, how the Republicans are responding with the extremely persuasive, “None of us will have civil rights if we’re dead” argument, and how some feisty Dems are taking the fight directly to the Republican members of the Judiciary Committee , who know full well that by allowing the President to operate outside of the Constitution in this manner that they are doing irreparable harm to our democracy in a way that al-Quaeda could never hope to.) As long as I’ve got good television programming and Kozy Shack rice pudding nothing else matters.

This entry was posted in Politics. Bookmark the permalink. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

18 Comments

  1. kez
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    kozy shack cr

  2. mark
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    I’m thinking about moving closer to one of their three rice pudding plants.

  3. Stella Magdalen
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    Pudding is (a non-creator) GOD.
    Pudding saves.

    I haven’t been commenting because I’m too busy trying to develop a sugar free, non-chem, sans the taste of stevia, Tapioca.

  4. Ted Glass
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    I would tear up the Constitution and shit on it for a lifetime supply of Pez.

  5. ol' e cross
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    Glad to see you finally got some corporate sponsorship. I suspect we’ll be seeing well-placed Kozy Shack products in all future family photos.

    I’d write more, but I’m off to corner store to get some more Sunny Delight to power me through the rest of the day.

    Welcome to the big time!

  6. kez
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    kozy shack on ebay!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7224904709

  7. mark
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    I thought that you meant the company was up for sale on Ebay, Kez. You have no idea how disappointed I was to see that it was just a shirt…. I think I’m going to bid on it though.

    And I do plan to write them about sponsoring an event of some kind here in Ypsi, but nothing has been discussed yet. (I want them to fill the river with rice pudding during Heritage Fest.)

  8. It's Skinner Again
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    Does Kozy Shack know you’re linking their product to suicide, zombies, and serial rapists? I’d want my money back if I were them.

  9. kez
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    kozy shack makes the news:

    http://www.newsday.com/features/food/ny-fdcov4670232mar22,0,7987299.story?coll=ny-foodday-headlines

  10. pattyann1954
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    I have been living on this stuff all winter. Have tried at least a dozen recipes, and cannot find and equal. sigh. …..It’s not leaving me mony for any other groceries, LOL.

    It really is the best stuff on earth if you like rice pudding! I am an “addict” also!!
    Pat

  11. mark
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    If I have time tonight, I plan to write the CEO of Kozy Shack and see if he might be open to some kind of product placement arrangement. I have no qualms what-so-ever about wearing KS merch in every photo from now on, or always posing with my mouth full of rice pudding.

  12. rachelforsko
    Posted April 17, 2006 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    Oh Kozy Shack, you know it’s real pudding because it has to be refrigerated!

  13. mark
    Posted April 17, 2006 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    As I learned a few days ago, it’s also cooked in “real kettels” (not fake ones).

  14. Denelle
    Posted April 21, 2007 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    I thought you’d like to know that the recipe for the rice pudding is on the TopSecretRecipes.com website!
    It was free a few weeks ago, but costs 79ยข to download now. If anyone from this list chooses to download it, please send me a copy! I saved it when it was free, but accidentally deleted the last half of it! (It’s the principle of the thing!)
    Thanks, Dhira at AOL dot COM

  15. Jim
    Posted February 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    I have to have Kozy Shack rice pudding any time I am sick after I have had surgery. My wife rolls her eyes and dutifully goes out to purchase a tub of the stuff so I can eat it in my bed. I LOVE KOZY SHACK!

  16. Paul
    Posted February 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    Are you often coming out of surgery?

  17. Marcus Feet
    Posted September 27, 2010 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    They don’t have Cozy Shack where I live. I would kill for it. Seriously, I would. That’s how I got to be at this facility where I presently live. I killed for something other than Cozy Shack though.

  18. Goldman
    Posted August 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Permalink

    We should Try dropping rice pudding on the people of London from above.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Connect

BUY LOCAL... or shop at Amazon through this link Banner Initiative Art Agitation brick throwing