a flesh-colored faucet?

Last night, instead of blogging, I spent my evening putting together a little play kitchen for Clementine. I thought that I’d post something about the experience here tonight, and, because I’m too lazy to get up and take a photo of damned thing, I started searching the web for images. The first one to pop up was this one… Do you notice anything odd about it? Maybe it’s just me, but does it look to anyone else like there’s a giant pink dildo rising up from right there, in-between the burners on the stove? (You do see it, right? I know if been up for a long time, but I don’t usually imagine cocks just hanging from furniture.)

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  1. chris
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    Everybody knows of the famous study by the psycholgist, Freidrich Poppenheimer who found in a sample of Danish parents when forced to assemble children’s modular furniture in a state of sleep deprivation started to have sexual daydreams…since you saw cock I guess this means that you are gay.

  2. Ted Glass
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    At least he’s dreaming of white cocks.

  3. pegdashfab
    Posted March 15, 2006 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    i don’t see it.

    and don’t call me member.

  4. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted March 15, 2006 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    That’s what we in the industry call “J-bone.”

  5. schutzman
    Posted March 16, 2006 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    I’m not even going to comment on the fact that mark habitually sees pink dildoes everywhere, just like in the old animated ‘tootsie roll’ commercials.

    The only thing i wanted to point out, is that those kids have a bigger kitchen than the one in our apartment.

  6. mark
    Posted March 16, 2006 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    It’s not the size of the “kitchen” that matters, Brett. Chear up.

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