…and may all your flesh be warm

“Season’s Eatings from the Bloated Heartland of America.”

(Photo courtesy of Patrick Austin.)

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8 Comments

  1. Jack
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 4:32 am | Permalink

    They Are Christmas Zombies!! They Are Halfway Across the United States!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhhh! (Apologies to Sufjan Stevens)

  2. mark
    Posted December 26, 2005 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    My friend Jeff Kay says it looks like I’m carrying someone’s “sack” around in this photo. According to Jeff, “zombies pluck testicles from men like apples from trees.” I’d never heard that particular piece of zombie lore before. Can anyone verify? (And it’s a bell in the photo.)

  3. Collin
    Posted December 26, 2005 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    I hope you and yours had a wonderful Christmas!

    Zombies go for whatever flesh is exposed, they aren’t that “focused”, so Jeff’s off on this one. Even in the stories where they are a bit more interested in one area of the living it’s pretty much exclusively “Braaaaiiinnnnnssss!” and not “Nnnnnuuuttttttsss!”.

  4. chris
    Posted December 26, 2005 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

    test…im back

  5. chris
    Posted December 26, 2005 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    firewall on test

  6. Stella Magdalen
    Posted December 28, 2005 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    Arrgh, I can’t bear all the quietude…… Do you all get to have lovely vacations or something?

  7. mark
    Posted December 28, 2005 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    I’ve been out of town, but I’m back now and I’m working on a post about the charities I’d like people to consider. It’s taking me longer than I thought though… Hopefully I’ll have something up tonight… Sorry for missing the last few days.

    And, Chris, I’m glad to see you back. I was getting worried.

  8. chris
    Posted December 29, 2005 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    testing, testing 1,2,3.

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