“Season’s Eatings from the Bloated Heartland of America.”
(Photo courtesy of Patrick Austin.)
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They Are Christmas Zombies!! They Are Halfway Across the United States!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhhh! (Apologies to Sufjan Stevens)
My friend Jeff Kay says it looks like I’m carrying someone’s “sack” around in this photo. According to Jeff, “zombies pluck testicles from men like apples from trees.” I’d never heard that particular piece of zombie lore before. Can anyone verify? (And it’s a bell in the photo.)
I hope you and yours had a wonderful Christmas!
Zombies go for whatever flesh is exposed, they aren’t that “focused”, so Jeff’s off on this one. Even in the stories where they are a bit more interested in one area of the living it’s pretty much exclusively “Braaaaiiinnnnnssss!” and not “Nnnnnuuuttttttsss!”.
test…im back
firewall on test
Arrgh, I can’t bear all the quietude…… Do you all get to have lovely vacations or something?
I’ve been out of town, but I’m back now and I’m working on a post about the charities I’d like people to consider. It’s taking me longer than I thought though… Hopefully I’ll have something up tonight… Sorry for missing the last few days.
And, Chris, I’m glad to see you back. I was getting worried.
testing, testing 1,2,3.