the end days (of the administration) are upon us

According to United Press International, Patrick Fitzgerald’s inquiry is now pushing beyond the Joe Wilson smear, and the ensuing perjury, and into the forged document that got the whole ball of shit rolling. Here’s a clip:

The CIA leak inquiry that threatens senior White House aides has now widened to include the forgery of documents on African uranium that started the investigation, according to NAT0 intelligence sources…

Fitzgerald’s team has been given the full, and as yet unpublished report of the Italian parliamentary inquiry into the affair, which started when an Italian journalist obtained documents that appeared to show officials of the government of Niger helping to supply the Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein with Yellowcake uranium. This claim, which made its way into President Bush’s State of the Union address in January, 2003, was based on falsified documents from Niger and was later withdrawn by the White House…

Nonetheless, the forged documents appeared, on the face of it, to shore up the case for war, and to discredit Wilson. The origin of the forgeries is therefore of real importance, and any link between the forgeries and Bush administration aides would be highly damaging and almost certainly criminal.

The letterheads and official seals that appeared to authenticate the documents apparently came from a burglary at the Niger Embassy in Rome in 2001. At this point, the facts start dribbling away into conspiracy theories that involve membership of shadowy Masonic lodges, Iranian go-betweens, right-wing cabals inside Italian Intelligence and so on. It is not yet known how far Fitzgerald, in his two years of inquiries, has fished in these murky waters.

There is one line of inquiry with an American connection that Fitzgerald would have found it difficult to ignore. This is the claim that a mid-ranking Pentagon official, Larry Franklin, held talks with some Italian intelligence and defense officials in Rome in late 2001. Franklin has since been arrested on charges of passing classified information to staff of the pro-Israel lobby group, the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee. Franklin has reportedly reached a plea bargain with his prosecutor, Paul McNulty, and it would be odd if McNulty and Fitzgerald had not conferred to see if their inquiries connected.

So, Fitzgerald could be looking into the possibility not only that the administration built its case for war on documents that it knew to be forged, but that they may have even had a hand in creating the documents in the first place… Next, they’ll probably open up the files on the plane crash that claimed the life of Senator Paul Wellstone, a vocal Bush critic, in the run-up to the war. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

Meanwhile, at the White House, it looks as though Dear Leader might be losing his shit.” Here’s a clip from the New York Daily News (thanks to Arun):

“This is not some manager at McDonald’s chewing out the help,” said a source with close ties to the White House when told about these outbursts. “This is the President of the United States, and it’s not a pleasant sight.”

If this were a novel, I’d have jumped to the end by now. I can’t take the suspense.

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john edwards in ann arbor

I suspect that a lot of local bloggers got the invite, and that it’s not just because I did such a smash-up job interviewing Peter Falk the other day, but I’ve been asked to meet with John Edwards on Friday.

I’m thinking that it might be cool to ask him all the questions I didn’t have a chance to ask Peter Falk, like “Given your career, are you always thinking about new and interesting was to murder people?” or “Can you tap on your eye with a spoon like you used to do when you were a kid?” but I’m not sure that he’d see the genius in it.

It’ll be the last stop on his ten-university tour in support of the new grassroots campus organization Project Opportunity, which is seeking to “get young people more involved in community service, and get them to advocate policies that expand opportunity for people living in poverty.” I haven’t had a great deal of time, so I haven’t done a lot of digging, but it looks as though Project Opportunity is spin-off from The Center for Promise and Opportunity, of which Edwards is the “Honorary Chair.” It actually sounds pretty cool. (They’re advocating for an increase to the minimum wage, etc.)

If you have questions for Edwards let me know, and I’ll see what I can do.

(note: Speaking of John Edwards, did you know that this is the second thing to come up with you Google his name? If I were him, I’d do something.)

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does news stay fresh for three years?

I bought a cell phone with a built-in camera a couple years ago with the intention of figuring out how to snap photos and then have them sent directly to my blog, in real-time… It would have been pretty cool, I thought… I forgot, however, to take into consideration the fact that I’m completely inept when it comes to the use of non-food-and-television-related technology, and the fact that my cellular provider charges about $2 for every photo sent. So, as the project sat right there at the nexus of my being cheap, and my being non-tech-savy (two of the more powerful threads that run through my life), nothing happened.

Not only couldn’t I send images to my blog, though, I couldn’t download them to my computer either… So, I’d take photos and they’d just stay there on my phone, where they’d become less and less relevant with each passing day.

So, after watching my cell phone blink for the past year, saying that I’d taken too many photos, and that there was no more memory left, I decided to do something about it. I decided that I was going to figure out how to get my phone to talk to my laptop, so that I could transfer files… That was at least three months ago… As of this morning, however, I finally cracked it. I finally triumphed over my little problem that any sixth-grader of average intelligence could have probably done in five minutes. So, now I’m transferring stuff over to my computer.

Here are a few examples. It’s taken me an hour to figure it out, but the first one, I think, might be a dosa from Mysore Woodlands (great food, if you can divert your eyes from their “traditional Indian” kitchen when youre placing your order). And, the second was taken outside the Ypsialnti skank factory known as Club Divine. The list pictured in that one was actually quite a bit longer as I recall, but I only got a photo of the top of it. I think, toward the bottom, there was a “No Wigs” clause, which is why I decided to take the photo in the first place, but I guess I must have missed it. (My aim sucks too.)

So, on slow news days, you can now look forward to seeing three year old, absolutely irrelevant photos.

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design vs. darwin, and an amendment to protect dear leader from execution

I’m sitting at the coffee shop, trying to attend to a few outstanding issues with the Ypsi Sentinel, and packaging up the latest Moneky Power Trio recordings to send off to be pressed. I was hoping that one of my trusted video-blogging friends might have Quicktime of the story on Intelligent Design that ran earlier on CBS Sunday Morning, so that I could watch it from the beginning, but so far I don’t see anything. One Good Move did, however, have a great clip from Al Frankin’s latest appearnce on the David Letterman Show, so I’m listening to that… Here are my two favorite quotes from Frankin:

“It looks like Libby and Rove are going to be executed (for treason).”

“And I think we should, never, never, ever, execute a sitting president. It would be heartbreaking. I think we should have a constitutional amendment.”

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the red hawk round-up

Since When is it customary to round up bills?

Maybe I’m missing something, but when I add $18.85 and $1.13, I keep coming up with $19.98. And yet this bill says $20 even… I know it’s just two cents, but it seems kind of…. uhhhh illegal… to me. OK, maybe “illegal” is too strong. Maybe it’s just some weird policy they have against pennies at The Red Hawk, and maybe if our total had come to $20.02, instead of $19.98, they would have rounded down two cents instead of up. I just found it odd… I’ve been meaning to call them for the past two months to ask, but I haven’t had a chance. I’m sure some people don’t mind paying a little extra for a nice, even bill, but I’m not too keen on the idea of being charged for more than I owe, even if it’s just a few cents.

Maybe this is how it starts… Maybe this is how I begin my long, slow slide into the heavily-worn shoes of professional curmudgeon Andy Rooney.

As for the Red Hawk, one wonders if perhaps the owners have seen Superman III one too many times. (In Superman III, Richard Pryor plays a computer scientist who creates a penny-rounding algorithm that makes him rich beyond his wildest dreams.)

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