I know it’s in incredibly bad taste, but sitting here this morning, worrying about contracting bird flu, it occurred to me that there might be a silver lining in this whole pandemic thing… And here it is…. I have an idea that will make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. I’m going to make t-shirts that say, “If You’re Close Enough to Read This, I Just Gave You Bird Flu.” If I can get them in stores by Christmas I’ll be able to buy and sell all of you. (I’ll also have a less expensive version that just says, “I Gave You Bird Flu,” for people who can’t afford the one with all the letters.)
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theres no human to human transmission (so far). Just stay away from those dammed Canadian Geese, If ever there was a reason to invade Canada this is it.
If I was running the Bird Flu marketing campaign, every city in America would be blanketed by mysterious signs saying:
“Human Transmission – it’s coming!”
Maybe a shadow of a bird in the distance.
It would generate a huge amount of buzz.
I know we could make it bigger than 1918.
I’d like to invest, Mark, pls sign me up for the IPO, if you will.
If you have those shirts made by child labor in Asia, maybe they could include a dab of virus.
Meanwhile, how about a face mask with a plastic beak? If you tried, you could get them out in time for Thanksgiving.
maybe something like this?
Stylish!
I love it, Hillary.
And I have an idea… I’m going to make Clementine “The Bird Flu” for Halloween!