drunk on patriotism and dripping blood

I’m tired. I just got back from a dozen hours of tradeshow duty, and I think have about six strains of the flu… You might not know this about me, but I dislike touching strangers… Anyway, I feel like boiling my hands…. Here’s something to enjoy in my absence — a new drawing from our staff artist, Ken.

Mark, I found this image out there on the internets of the brand new Chevy Guzzler. It gets 1 mile per 2 gallons of gas and has absolutely no emission controls so the thick plumes of noxious black smoke will leave them peaceniks chained to their trees clamoring for the indoors.

My arms are bloody from all the scratching.

Please pray for me like you’ve never prayed before.

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  1. Posted September 30, 2005 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    Good luck!

    Have you been watching “Criminal Minds”? This is it’s first and likely last season. The second episode shown on Wednesday involved a killer who had OCD. So, at worst you might have that going for you.

  2. Ricardo el Alab
    Posted September 30, 2005 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    I am so offended by this little cartoon of yours. Why can’t this “artist” put a t-shirt on your bare torso.

  3. Posted September 30, 2005 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    “My arms are bloody from all the scratching.”

    …so, what sort of “Trade Show” was this, exactly?

  4. mark
    Posted October 1, 2005 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    The tradeshow was for scabies sufferers.

    And I’m sorry if my torso makes you feel inadequate, Ricardo.

  5. john galt
    Posted October 1, 2005 at 1:21 pm | Permalink


  6. Ken
    Posted October 1, 2005 at 8:07 pm | Permalink

    It is actually a more patriotic body style that sits on a Canyonero chassis with blocks of lead added as filler. It is all about the marketing.

  7. mark
    Posted October 1, 2005 at 8:15 pm | Permalink


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