john bolton: ejaculating off the bow of history

Hey, this is all stuff I wanted to write about tonight, but I notice that I’m out of time. Enjoy.

– James Moore does a great job of presenting the case against Judy “the rat” Miller.
– The personal savings rate in America falls to 0%.
– Our friend Brett goes looking for love on the high seas.
– After being snuck into his position by Bush, John Bolton shows up for work at the United Nations and gets booed.

OK, I wasn’t going to, but now I feel like I have to cut and paste something from Brett’s long-awaited post about the old cruise ship that he was just on:

…This is the point in her history that most readers will identify with, as she was essentially the same size and basic design of the Princess Ship featured in the period television show “The Love Boat.” Unfortunately, competition from the other cruise lines forced the company to eventually sell off their older models, including the Caribe. The ship was then owned briefly by “Regal Cruises”, who ran her on short ‘Party Trips’ out of New York City and Tampa, and then finally settled into the Port Everglades (Fort Lauderdale) to Nassau route in the last several years. It has also been employed for several themed private cruises, generally consisting of guests whom regular tourists would rather not travel with. It has had a science fiction convention on board, and at another point a nudist convention, and most notably its all-male, all-gay cruise to Key West in 2001 that included a production crew for an adult video named “Pillage and Plunder II”, which filmed several scenes on the ship, including an orgy on the pool deck which climaxed (literally) with a gentleman “reaching crisis” while facing the wind, and thus having “his seed” blown back onto him. We personally witnessed no such behavior during our journey.

No word back from Brett yet as to how he came to know of the ship’s history relative to ejaculating off the bow. (I’ll keep you posted.)

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4 Comments

  1. mark
    Posted August 3, 2005 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    I should have titled it, “ejaculating into the wind of history.” I’m sorry.

  2. be OH be
    Posted August 3, 2005 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    Many of us wonder about Brett’s growing knowledge of same-sex pornography from recent history.

    Methinks he’s got a private archive somewhere. For research of course.

  3. Tony Buttons
    Posted August 3, 2005 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    I heard he kept his gay porn stash hidden in the old paper mill.

  4. mark
    Posted August 3, 2005 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm…. That certainly would explain why he was so upset when it was torn down…

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