Please order a back issue of Crimewave so that we can afford to buy our very large-headed daughter a hat that fits. (We need to get her out of this one before she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her.)
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Put the hat back on the plastic duck and quit trying to con your readers.
She LOVES her tiny hat. Who’s going to tell her it’s going away? Maybe you should pinch her first to distraact her.
LIttle hats can be quite fetching:
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/KevinGilvear/ILC2.jpg
Plus, she only needs to wear the hat until the hair plugs take.
Dang, she’s a cute baby…with the cutest little cheeks ever!
If you check the link you will see what Mark would look like in a small hat.
Don’t worry, the Mark-imitator was paid a nice union scale.
The really good Mark impersonators pop their eyes with forks before photo shoots. Next time you’re looking for someone, let me know and I’ll send you some numbers. One of the guys I’ve used before even has OCD. He’s a complete mess. It’s a riot. He just sits alone and rocks at parties.
I’ll do whatever it is that you need for half of what my impersonators are charging.