hat in hand

Please order a back issue of Crimewave so that we can afford to buy our very large-headed daughter a hat that fits. (We need to get her out of this one before she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her.)

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  1. anonymatt
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 8:14 am | Permalink

    Put the hat back on the plastic duck and quit trying to con your readers.

  2. Kristin
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    She LOVES her tiny hat. Who’s going to tell her it’s going away? Maybe you should pinch her first to distraact her.

  3. Tony Buttons
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    LIttle hats can be quite fetching:


  4. Tony Buttons
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Plus, she only needs to wear the hat until the hair plugs take.

  5. Posted August 8, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Dang, she’s a cute baby…with the cutest little cheeks ever!

  6. Posted August 8, 2005 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    If you check the link you will see what Mark would look like in a small hat.

    Don’t worry, the Mark-imitator was paid a nice union scale.

  7. Teddy Glass
    Posted August 8, 2005 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    The really good Mark impersonators pop their eyes with forks before photo shoots. Next time you’re looking for someone, let me know and I’ll send you some numbers. One of the guys I’ve used before even has OCD. He’s a complete mess. It’s a riot. He just sits alone and rocks at parties.

  8. mark
    Posted August 9, 2005 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

    I’ll do whatever it is that you need for half of what my impersonators are charging.

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