christian comedy

I think it’s a setup, but I’ve just been asked to attend a comedy show at the evangelical mega-church down the street. Judging from the hate-mail I received after writing about the congregation earlier this summer, I half suspect that the “comedy” featured that evening would consist of me receiving multiple comedic sucker-punches… “Hey,” one of the hillarious fanatics would say from stage, “isn’t that local Christ-hater Mark Maynard in the audience? I knew worshiping the Devil made you burn in hell for eternity… but I didn’t know it made you so damned FAT. Would you just look at him…. Wait, I think I see him evolving another chin.”

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3 Comments

  1. be OH be
    Posted August 30, 2005 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    Oh, if only it were really going to be that funny.
    You just know it’s going to be more like Bob Saget’s schtick in between America’s Funniest Testicle Injuries.

  2. chris
    Posted August 30, 2005 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    Did you Saget play this sicko junkie midget prostitute screwing sitcom star on Huff? Now that was funny.

    Mark, I dare you to go.

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