happy fourth of july from the patriotic beanie baby bin at the mall of america

3 Comments

1. mark
   Posted July 4, 2005 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

   The other arm, I think, said “America.”

2. [steph]
   Posted July 5, 2005 at 8:59 am | Permalink

   No, no. That’s clearly the arm he sneezes into. So convenient that it’s already tattooed “God Bless.”

3. Tony Buttons
   Posted July 5, 2005 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

   I know a guy who used to steal Beanie Babies, open them up, shit inside of them, sew them back up, and then smuggle them back into stores. He’s a podiatrist now.