I just invented a new term for that area of the human face between the nose and the upper lip. From now on, I’m suggesting that it be known as the “face taint.” Please do what you can to help me popularize the term… I’m counting on you.
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That’s crazy-talk. It’s called a philtrum.
Why not just start calling your head a flizberzibittydoo?
According to the Urban Dictionary, the plain old “taint” is defined as follows:
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.”
or
The perineum – the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female, although the term is said to orginate from the saying “It ain’t pussy and t’aint ass…
There is, as of right now, no definition for “face taint”. I will see what I can do.
I just sent a letter to the CEO of McDonald’s telling him that I’d burned my face taint on a cup of their delicious coffee.
I just burned my perineum on an order of fries. It made the fries taste better, though.
Maybe “freedom taint”. As moustache is so, I don’t know, French?
By “perineum,” of course, I mean “anus philtrum.”
“My face taint has never been smoother or more supple. Thank you, Gillette.”
Not “upper lip flap”?
A gillette Mach3 razor would work wonders on your taint.. Just dont get the one that vibrates.. that suxxors.
Yeah, it’s called a philtrum. It is said the depth of one’s philtrum corresponds to one’s degree of masculinity. Watch out for those wild-eyed guys with canyonlike philtrums.
I wonder if men would find me more attractive if I had my face taint bleached.
As you can see from the photo, my philtrum is not deep at all… It is quite thick though, and I suspect that counts for something.
Can someone please call Rush Limbaugh and try to work in the phrase “face taint”? If you do it, and can prove it with an audio recording, I’ll send you a painting. Seriously.
Seriously?
How about a contest where the first person to get the phrase “face taint” into print wins something too? Give me a year, and I know that I can get something into Readers Digest.
How about an adult feature called “Taint to Taint.” It could by like the television show “Hart to Hart.” A husband and wife solve crimes, occasionally crossing taints in the process.
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Fuck! I really thought that someone had something to add to this thread. (I still think it