a roving eye for the ladies

I hate to spread rumors like this, but word on the street is that Karl Rove’s not only been outing CIA operatives and lying to investigators,but porking one of his groupies behind his wife’s back!

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  1. Teddy Glass
    Posted July 27, 2005 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    I’m sitting here in my office getting all misty-eyed at the thought of “porking a groupie.” It’s been over 25 years since I last had the pleasure, and I suspect it’ll never happen again.

  2. mark
    Posted July 27, 2005 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

    By now, you

  3. mark
    Posted July 27, 2005 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know that we’ve settled on a title for the upcoming Monkey Power Trio record… perhaps I’ll suggest “porking groupies.” It’s got a nice ring to it.

  4. Tony Buttons
    Posted July 28, 2005 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    It wasn’t off limits when Dick Morris was caught sucking on whore toes, and this shouldn’t be either.

  5. Jim
    Posted July 28, 2005 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    Frankly, I would have imagined that Rove’s private sexual life involved something more sordid and pathetic than a long term affair. I wouldn’t mind using this if there were some political advantage to be had, but this just distracts from the important issue–the Bush administration’s violation of national security for political gain.

  6. Tony Buttons
    Posted July 28, 2005 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    Good point, Jim. At this point, I’d agree, it’s just a distraction. It is, however, interesting to watch “family values” in action.

  7. mark
    Posted July 28, 2005 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    No one’s mentioned it yet, so I’ll compliment myself – “Porked,” I think, is the perfect word for being fucked by Karl Rove.

  8. chris
    Posted July 28, 2005 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    I was trying to get there but you got there first! Every time I tried to imagine him having sex my mind would go numb/blank.

    Fucking brilliant.

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