I hate to spread rumors like this, but word on the street is that Karl Rove’s not only been outing CIA operatives and lying to investigators,but porking one of his groupies behind his wife’s back!
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I’m sitting here in my office getting all misty-eyed at the thought of “porking a groupie.” It’s been over 25 years since I last had the pleasure, and I suspect it’ll never happen again.
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I don’t know that we’ve settled on a title for the upcoming Monkey Power Trio record… perhaps I’ll suggest “porking groupies.” It’s got a nice ring to it.
It wasn’t off limits when Dick Morris was caught sucking on whore toes, and this shouldn’t be either.
Frankly, I would have imagined that Rove’s private sexual life involved something more sordid and pathetic than a long term affair. I wouldn’t mind using this if there were some political advantage to be had, but this just distracts from the important issue–the Bush administration’s violation of national security for political gain.
Good point, Jim. At this point, I’d agree, it’s just a distraction. It is, however, interesting to watch “family values” in action.
No one’s mentioned it yet, so I’ll compliment myself – “Porked,” I think, is the perfect word for being fucked by Karl Rove.
I was trying to get there but you got there first! Every time I tried to imagine him having sex my mind would go numb/blank.
Fucking brilliant.