He heard a wet flapping sound coming from under her skirt, and felt compelled to investigate.

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  1. Andy
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 2:04 am | Permalink

    Is she wearing an apron of flapping tropical fish, or is she just glad to see me?

  2. john galt
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    “Mom, you ever have that no so fresh feeling?”

  3. Tony Buttons
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    Primitive vibrator.

    Actually, that’s not a bad name for a record. I should probably trademark it or something.

  4. Posted June 10, 2005 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    And the obvious: The custom official knew something smelled fishy.

  5. mark
    Posted June 10, 2005 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    I’m ashamed to admit it, but I find it kind of sexy… or at least I think it would be sexy if the whole thing were clear.

  6. john galt
    Posted June 11, 2005 at 2:17 pm | Permalink


  7. mark
    Posted June 11, 2005 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    Please, ladies, don’t follow that last link. If you do, I’m afraid that you might lose all admiration for Mr. Galt.

  8. Ken
    Posted June 12, 2005 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    Mark, what did I say about calling us ladies?

  9. chris
    Posted June 12, 2005 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    At least she wasn’t smuggling them up her ass ala’ Japanese porn.

  10. mark
    Posted June 12, 2005 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    You’re no lady, Ken. We all know that.

    And, thank you, Chris, for reminding me of that wonderful image. Performance art and porn should cross paths more often.

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