He heard a wet flapping sound coming from under her skirt, and felt compelled to investigate.
Is she wearing an apron of flapping tropical fish, or is she just glad to see me?
“Mom, you ever have that no so fresh feeling?”
Primitive vibrator.
Actually, that’s not a bad name for a record. I should probably trademark it or something.
And the obvious: The custom official knew something smelled fishy.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I find it kind of sexy… or at least I think it would be sexy if the whole thing were clear.
http://img30.echo.cx/img30/1696/tuna17by.jpg
Please, ladies, don’t follow that last link. If you do, I’m afraid that you might lose all admiration for Mr. Galt.
Mark, what did I say about calling us ladies?
At least she wasn’t smuggling them up her ass ala’ Japanese porn.
You’re no lady, Ken. We all know that.
And, thank you, Chris, for reminding me of that wonderful image. Performance art and porn should cross paths more often.
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Is she wearing an apron of flapping tropical fish, or is she just glad to see me?
“Mom, you ever have that no so fresh feeling?”
Primitive vibrator.
Actually, that’s not a bad name for a record. I should probably trademark it or something.
And the obvious: The custom official knew something smelled fishy.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I find it kind of sexy… or at least I think it would be sexy if the whole thing were clear.
http://img30.echo.cx/img30/1696/tuna17by.jpg
Please, ladies, don’t follow that last link. If you do, I’m afraid that you might lose all admiration for Mr. Galt.
Mark, what did I say about calling us ladies?
At least she wasn’t smuggling them up her ass ala’ Japanese porn.
You’re no lady, Ken. We all know that.
And, thank you, Chris, for reminding me of that wonderful image. Performance art and porn should cross paths more often.