new medication is on the way

I’m not sure what demographic they’re going for, but I can’t image that the click-through rate for an email entitled “doctors invent sperm pills” is too terribly impressive.

Or is there a group of people out there who really love ingesting sperm, but either can’t find a reliable source, or can’t stand the taste? Is there a whole subset of the sperm-loving subculture that I just don’t know about, people that have been clamoring for years for time-released sperm capsules and the like?

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  1. Teddy Glass
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    I think I saw an episode of Candid Camera once that was called “Sperm Pills.” I can distinctly remember Allen Funt putting his hand on a guy’s shoulder, saying, “That wasn’t a vitamin,” and then pointing out the hidden cameras and laughing like hell.

  2. Posted April 22, 2005 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    Studies show that swallowing semen may prevent preeclampsia.

  3. mark
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Funny, but there doesn’t seem to be any mention at the Preeclampsia Foundation’s website. You’d think there would be a big banner ad or something…

  4. Posted April 25, 2005 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    they’re obviously a bunch of prudes.

    (that was terrible. I’m sorry.)

  5. Tony Buttons
    Posted April 25, 2005 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

    You know, I’ve got something that can really help with preeclampsia.” – I’ve been using that pick-up line for years. In fact, it’s the only line I’ve really found that works consistently with pregnant women.

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