I’m not sure what demographic they’re going for, but I can’t image that the click-through rate for an email entitled “doctors invent sperm pills” is too terribly impressive.
Or is there a group of people out there who really love ingesting sperm, but either can’t find a reliable source, or can’t stand the taste? Is there a whole subset of the sperm-loving subculture that I just don’t know about, people that have been clamoring for years for time-released sperm capsules and the like?
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I think I saw an episode of Candid Camera once that was called “Sperm Pills.” I can distinctly remember Allen Funt putting his hand on a guy’s shoulder, saying, “That wasn’t a vitamin,” and then pointing out the hidden cameras and laughing like hell.
Studies show that swallowing semen may prevent preeclampsia.
Funny, but there doesn’t seem to be any mention at the Preeclampsia Foundation’s website. You’d think there would be a big banner ad or something…
http://www.preeclampsia.org/
they’re obviously a bunch of prudes.
(that was terrible. I’m sorry.)
“You know, I’ve got something that can really help with preeclampsia.” – I’ve been using that pick-up line for years. In fact, it’s the only line I’ve really found that works consistently with pregnant women.