goodbye old friend

This time, Huhnar isn’t coming back. Sad, but true. Our favorite anthropomorphic chicken is gone. He survived kidnapping and surgery, but his luck has finally run out.

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  1. Posted March 23, 2005 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    That’s funny, I just saw him the other day and he looked fine. He was just being his usual stuffed self.

  2. mark
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    He lived a very full life, that’s true.

  3. anonymatt
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    How was the stuffing?

  4. brett
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Can we assume, based on the plunger hand thread, that you also had some potatoes with the meal?

    I trust, of course, that Huhnar was free-range, lest you risk the wrath of Bea and Pamela.

  5. Posted March 23, 2005 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    I’d be more concerned with contracting some STD he picked up selling sex toys at Deja Vu.

  6. Jim
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    This story had better have a happy Easter morning follow up.

  7. Mrs. S.
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    How tragic! Thank goodness the beautiful hand-knit sweater was spared – it would have turned the soup a nasty shade of blaze orange. But now who’s going to wear it?!?

  8. mark
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    Is Easter the holiday where chickens come back to life? I’d forgotten all about that… Perhaps there is hope after all.

  9. mark
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    And, Steve, you weren’t blackmailing Huhnar with these snapshots, were you? That would actually explain a lot

  10. chris
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Two questions:

    WHy do you have an electric range?

    Where did you get the fantastic tile pattern…it is wow!!!!

    OK, three questions…
    Why do you have an Asian country range layout? I have only seen the range in the corner layout in the Asian countries I have lived in or visited. This architectural anomoly I have seen repeated from Korea to the Philippines, and have never seen in an American home unless it was renovated by an Asian family. Is it a Feng Shui thing?

    And Steve, can you get a close up of “the rabbit”? I would like to show my husband who is drag assin’ on a vasectomy what it is exctly that I ama talking about whe I say, “its either you or me baby” .

  11. mark
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    The rubber feet. I have to know how much the rubber feet cost.

  12. Posted March 23, 2005 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    You don’t like the Steve Rambo Butt & Dong?

    Seriously, aren’t the rubber feet creepy? I think they’re reproductions of some pornstar’s.

  13. mark
    Posted March 23, 2005 at 11:58 pm | Permalink

    You haven’t lived until you’ve fucked a rubber foot. You have no idea what you’re missing.

  14. Posted March 24, 2005 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    We were looking at the rubber feet photo, trying to discern the marked price. Could those really cost $90!?

  15. Dr Cherry
    Posted January 24, 2006 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

    Is Huhnar really gone?

  16. mark
    Posted January 24, 2006 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    You aren’t accusing me of not having truthiness here, are you, Steve?

    (And where are my fucking photos? This post sucks without the photo of Huhnar’s bones floating around in the pot.)

  17. Dr Cherry
    Posted January 24, 2006 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps the Iranian goverment had something to gain by destroying his remains.

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