When you Google “how to get an awesome figure” you get 1,670,000 results. Inexplicably, the very first one of them is MM.com… Somewhere there are some very confused fat people.
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It looks like #2 would confuse people even more.
Maybe I should just forward all of my traffic to a pro-anorexia site until I can shed a few pounds. As someone pointed out to me the other day, I look like Orson Welles, “only later in life, and not as handsome.”
This site is your “Citizen Kane”.
that site is fascinating and scary. I tried sooo hard to be anorexic and I just couldn’t make the grade. That shit takes some serious willpower or mental illness that I just cannot acheive. Just another one of my life’s many failures.
I’ve known a few anorectics (you know the peer pressure thing) and there is definately a few very bizarre side bahaviors they have in common, like hiding food.
Wait, so you’re telling me that this Bush-hating, eye-bleeding, ball-shaving diet I’ve been on for the past year isn’t going to give me an awesome figure?
I’m still confused just what my “Mark Maynard Needs” really are.
the city of Pittsburgh is in morning… “Bubba” the 22 pound, 100 year-old lobster has died this evening during transit to the “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” Museum.
…deeply saddened by our earthly consumption.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent Mr. Wholey a letter asking him to work with the group to release Bubba back in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/03/02/leviathan.lobster.ap/index.html
the death of “Bubba” the lobster.
http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_061165137.html
the city is deeply saddened.
Are you suggesting that we eat lobster to lose weight, Kez?
no, mark. i’m just sharing news.
it’s snowing madly outside and i’m bored.
there’s a bottle of nyquil on my kitchen table and i’m just to lazy to get up and get it.
Unless a lobster is red how do you know that it is dead? My husband ate a lobster that was estimated to be around 60 years old at the urging of a crazy friend, he said it tasted like a tire and is still guilty about having eaten something older than he is (? go figure).
And we’re only #5 when you search the much more appropriate “old fat maynard” search, as someone did earlier today.
You must be retaining some water this morning because when I clicked it you were up to #3!
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