you found me

I just went through the referral log and discovered how a few of you made your way here to (by way of Google). Here are just a few examples.

Mark Maynard dotcom is apparently the only thing that shows up when you search Google for “testicle smell.” (I know. I coundn’t believe it either.) is also number twenty-one when you google for “christian desperate housewives,” and number four when you search for “pinworms in skink feces.” Also worth noting, we’re number two for “thumbs of gypsies,” and number three for both “limbless porn,” and “hospital porn.” All of that’s nice, but, I’m most proud of being ranked number one when it comes to the very popular “raisin up my butt” search.

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  1. Teddy Glass
    Posted February 4, 2005 at 10:17 am | Permalink

    “I came for the testicle smell. I stayed for the limbless porn.”

  2. Posted February 4, 2005 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    I was found with “girl in girls shower” and “blog offered me drugs”.

  3. Posted February 4, 2005 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    And how is that raisin doing? Back to a grape yet?

  4. mark
    Posted February 5, 2005 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    I just hope there’s a government database somewhere collecting all this data.

    As for the raisin in my cousin’s daughter’s butt, I’m not sure how it’s doing these days. Maybe I’ll call her this weekend and ask for an update.

  5. mark
    Posted February 5, 2005 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    Breaking News: I just found out that I

  6. mark
    Posted February 6, 2005 at 9:37 pm | Permalink


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