I just went through the referral log and discovered how a few of you made your way here to MM.com (by way of Google). Here are just a few examples.
Mark Maynard dotcom is apparently the only thing that shows up when you search Google for “testicle smell.” (I know. I coundn’t believe it either.) MM.com is also number twenty-one when you google for “christian desperate housewives,” and number four when you search for “pinworms in skink feces.” Also worth noting, we’re number two for “thumbs of gypsies,” and number three for both “limbless porn,” and “hospital porn.” All of that’s nice, but, I’m most proud of being ranked number one when it comes to the very popular “raisin up my butt” search.
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“I came for the testicle smell. I stayed for the limbless porn.”
I was found with “girl in girls shower” and “blog offered me drugs”.
And how is that raisin doing? Back to a grape yet?
I just hope there’s a government database somewhere collecting all this data.
As for the raisin in my cousin’s daughter’s butt, I’m not sure how it’s doing these days. Maybe I’ll call her this weekend and ask for an update.
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