“Alicia was in line with the kids during Christmas and Zoe says real loud ‘guess what mom…..I have raisin in my butt’. See the things you have to look forward to. I guess she must have been bored at breakfast.”
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Just so you all know, I’ve trademarked the catchphrase “I’ve got a raisin in my butt” and I’m working on a pilot right now with Larry Storch and some of the other actors I’ve met through this site.
Thanks for bringing the family into this underbelly. (No pun intended)
My brother Dan told me this story about a friend of his who woke up with his toodler son’s finger up his (the father’s)nose. The dad yelled, “Hey, what’r you doing!”. To which the son replied, “Daddy, I put my booger in your nose”. Aaah, parenthood. I tried to stop my 2 1/2 year old’s projectile vomit (you know you get that three second warning like you have a chance in hell of pulling a huge tupperware out of your ass) this weekend by interlocking my fingers and forming a “palm bowl”. It only acted as a deflector thereby forcing her to reingest some of her own sick. So, I’d say raisin butt is um about par for the course. Enjoy Clementine while she’s immobile.
Oh, BTW, isn’t Larry Storch the actor from M*A*S*H, who played the Aspergerish Dr who replaced Honeycut?
I wasn’t a fan of MASH, so I didn’t watch it often, but that sounds vaguely familiar. I’ll have to ask him when he comes to audition for my new play “A Raisin in the Butt.”