you’ll regret that in the morning

On the advice of someone who loves me and doesn’t want to see me make a fool out of myself, the following post has been heavily censored.

I’ve been trying my best to hide it from you, but I’ve been kind of xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx. Actually, I’ve gotten to the point where I’m thinking that it might be time to xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx, at least xxxxx. To be quite honest, most of these feelings stem from the fact that there xxx exactly a xxxx xxxxxx xxxx from the xxxxx xxxxx in response to my xxxxx for xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx. I don’t know what I was xxxx, but I thought that xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx. The fact that xxxxx xxxxx xxxx made me xxxxx whether or not the xxx I invest xxxx xxxxx is xxxx justified. Xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xx, it’s probably time to xxxxx the xxxxx xxxxx.

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To be fair, I should also mention that some of my negativity tonight is probably driven by the VP debates and my lack of sleep. I haven’t mentioned it here, but I’ve been very busy at work these days, and, in my free time, I’ve been continuing my work for the Kerry campaign. (I’ve just stopped blogging about it.) All of this, and the new baby, are beginning taking their toll. In evidence of this fact, my right eye’s just sprung another little leak.

I’m sorry for the depressing post. When I sat down here tonight, I had every intention of writing about the reader who just wrote in to say that she got lice from a headrest on a Southwest Airlines flight, and the fact that I found half a Hustler magazine next to a dead squirrel in front of my house tonight. I wasn’t planning to xxxxx xxxxxx, but that’s what came out.

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Good night my invisible friends.

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  1. dorothy
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 5:16 am | Permalink

    I have to repeat my previous comment. The story about Bush not being able to find Matthew in the Bible is absolutely TRUE!!! I heard the interview on NPR in Aug. or Sept. during the 2000 campaign. The reporter asked Bush what he was currently reading in the Bible and he told her it was Matthew, the Beatitudes. When she handed him a Bible and asked him to read part of it for the listening audience, he was unable to find Matthew. His excuse was, “It’s not my Bible.” WTF? I didn’t know God produced one just for Dubya.

  2. Posted October 6, 2004 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    God does produce bibles for people like W: The Illustrated Bible and Bible on Tape.

    And you bet your keister that those are the inspired illustrations and narrations of God.

  3. Tony Buttons
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    I don

  4. Ghosty Ghostman
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    Mr. Maynard, how can you even consider retiring (all the x’s couldn’t hide it) when there are things like this to be commented on?

    “CARRBORO — After watching the presidential debate Thursday night, two UNC students ended up slapping each other while fighting over who Jesus would vote for in the election.”


  5. Posted October 6, 2004 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    Dick Cheney must not be able to turn his head to the right.

  6. chris
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    HOLY SHIT! I just saw that picture and it is fa-reaky! My brother DAn, the cook currently on cold water has glaucoma, I hope he doesn’t mind me outing him. He has to undergo another eye operation whose recountings of those he has had in the past are downright hair raising in their Shellyesque description . For his next eye operation he has informed me they have improved it. Now when they place the tube in his eye on the outside of his cornea it comes with a microscopic fucking rip cord so that when the scar tissue on his eye heals around the tube they can RIP IT OUT! So, my dear friend, take a break, assign a ghost blogger (maybe you can convince Linette to bitch about you for a month or so…cause we would love a subjective view), because I do not want you to know two people with ripcords in their eyes. In fact, after I narcissistically check for a response I promise not log on for two weeks.

    “Slicing up eyeballs! I want you to know…Debaser”
    -Frank Black aka Charles Kitridge Thompson

  7. mark
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    The thought that he doesn’t know the Bible actually gives me some comfort, Dorothy and Steve.

    As for you, Chris, I like your comments and I wish there were more of them. Having too many comments to respond to wasn’t what I was getting pissed off about last night… As for the

  8. Sus
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    I am glad to see that the “eye leak” happens to someone else. It is also interesting to hear that it is caused by stress. I just woke up a couple of months ago and thought my eye exploded. It was difficult to adjust to people making an “eww-face” whenever they looked at you though. Hope it goes away soon!

  9. mark
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

    Actually, Sus, it’s not that bad this time. It’s just a tiny sliver of blood and it’s already fading. It’s no where near as bad as I’ve had them in the past… As for them being casued by stress, that’s just my theory. It may not be the case.

  10. Posted October 7, 2004 at 5:18 am | Permalink

    Thanks for the eye story, Chris. You just gave me the freaking willies. I’ll keep Dan in my thoughts, as Mark says, eyes are important!

    Mark – I kind of agree with you about Bush and the Bible (not knowing where to find Matthew), but hell, during his election campaign in 2000, he was asked by a schoolchild what the last book he read was. After stumbling around for a few moments, he said, The Bible. I read the Bible every year. I guess his comprehension rate sucks then.

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