This morning, while campaigning along the banks of the Huron River, I stumbled across a wonderful, living specimen of a Fiji mermaid.
OK, I’m sorry. I was just pulling your leg. I didn’t really find a Fiji mermaid. That was just Clementine in her first Halloween outfit… It got a really great response from people until they got close enough to realize that we’d just stuffed her into the mouth of a giant dead fish.
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Clementine makes a good mermaid but what happened to the skull and crossbones black t-shirt?
She wore the skull-n-crossbones shirt to a MoveOn meeting last night, along with her little, red “I love veggies” hat… As the meeting was being held at the home of two child psychologists, we didn’t think the dead fish outfit was appropriate.
Tell me you don’t eat fish stix in front of her.
It’s a shame that your little mermaid didn’t get this much attention.
Are you crazy ,all of us became so much serious that ,atlast one found a mermaid but it was a fake only our dream is ruined again