best line from an email today

“And from what I’ve experienced playing The Sims 2, I know how hard it is to take care of a baby.”

I found it particularly funny as I had a large smudge of green-brown baby shit on the back of my hand as I was reading it.

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  1. Dan
    Posted October 18, 2004 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    Why were you reading email with shit still on your hand? Is it still there now? Go wash it off, please.

  2. Doug Skinner
    Posted October 18, 2004 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    And he wonders why there are so many flies in the house.

  3. mark
    Posted October 19, 2004 at 4:38 am | Permalink

    The flies are gone now. I should have mentioned that earlier. Sorry… We just got up one day and they were gone. I must confess that I kind of miss them now. It’s always sad, I guess, when your little maggots grow up and leave home. It’s bittersweet… As for the poop, if you let it sit long enough, it dries out and you can chip it off in flakes. It saves water.

  4. Posted October 19, 2004 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    Look at you with your handy child care tips!

  5. Tommy from Costco.
    Posted October 19, 2004 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    Mark, maybe you can smear this baby shit on the republican levers at the polls in November… or maybe you can brew tea from these dried shit-flakes? and maybe you can bring this new “Bush Tea” to the polls?

    Damn, I wish I could drink beers at lunchtime EVERYDAY!

  6. Doug Skinner
    Posted October 19, 2004 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    “It saves water”?? What are you saving it for? Do you have a better use for water than washing shit off your hands?

  7. mark
    Posted October 19, 2004 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    Water, when broken down, creates hydrogen, the energy of the future… I think.

    But then hydrogen, when broken down, I believe, creates water.

    Hmmmm….. How can both be true?

    All I know is that water will be more important in the future.

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