99% perspiration

Lori from Kentucky (who claims not to be related to me) just sent in a link to an article about Alan Keyes, the black Republican running against Barack Obama for the open Senate seat in Illinois. She thought that you might particularly like to know about the not so subtle, “Barack’s an uncle Tom” plank of the Keyes campaign. Here’s a quote from the article:

“I would still be picking cotton if the country’s moral principles had not been shaped by the Declaration of Independence,” Keyes said. He said Obama “has broken and rejected those principles– he has taken the slaveholder’s position.”

I, for one, was happy to see Keyes enter the race after Republican Jack Ryan dropped out when it became known that he tried to coerce his wife, the well-endowed actress Jeri Ryan, to suck his cock in front of strangers. I know very little about Keyes, outside of having seen him debate in the 2000 presidential primaries, but I do know one thing at the going rate his precious bodily fluids could put a huge dent in the American debt… Here, in case you have no idea what Im talking about, is an image of a man holding up a perspiration-soaked napkin dropped by Mr. Keyes, now valued at over $500! Just imagine what a mason jar full of this man’s urine is worth! He could very well be the savior that we’ve all been waiting for.

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