Hey, did you hear the good news? Apparently all of Bushs bold initiatives over the past few years really are creating jobs Unfortunately, most of them are with al-Qaida.
So, I felt well enough this morning to crawl out of bed, fire up the computer, and begin catching up on the news, and whats the first thing I read? Al-Qaida has apparently grown to 18,000 potential terrorists scattered around the world.
George Bush was better for al-Qaida than the Wheres the Beef? campaign was for Wendys. Mark Maynard, 2004
I also saw a neat little piece of reporting on Ford F-150 crash tests and how they compare to those of other, smaller vehicles, like the Mini Cooper I hate to give it all away, but apparently you get to keep your legs if you hit a wall going 40 miles-per-hour in a Mini Cooper. The same cannot be said for the F-150.
Somehow, however, the thing that depressed me the most was this article from the New Yorker on all the bloggers with book deals. I can accept the fact that were losing the War on Terror, and I can accept the fact that American automakers are incompetent assholes, but I cannot accept the fact that my fellow bloggers are moving past me in this quest for meaningless acceptance. That really makes me bitter.
Im going back to bed now.