finally a club that i want to be a part of

This afternoon while out walking the dog, Linette and I happened across a giant, obnoxious Hummer stretch limo. Fortunately, I had my camera with me and got a shot So now, after almost a year of wanting to join, I can finally be part of the Fuck You and Your H2 community.

As its not technically an H2 (the kinder, gentler, family family-friendly version of the all-terrain Israeli military vehicle) they might not accept my submission, but Im hoping that they might be persuaded to bend the rules a bit since I went to all the trouble of flipping off the wedding party standing next to thing.

(Actually, that’s not quite true. (Here’s a secret – Sometimes I exaggerate for comedic effect.) No one saw me flip-off the Hummer. The wedding party was all standing on the other side of it, but Id been careful to position Linette, and her big, swollen belly, between them and my finger. I cropped it out of the photo, but our unborn child is being used as a shield to protect me from the large men in tuxedos… Hopefully, I won’t make it a habit to continue using my child to keep from getting beaten up in the future.)

This entry was posted in Other. Bookmark the permalink. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

2 Comments

  1. Steph
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:42 am | Permalink

    I thought that this story from annarbor.com about our local Hummer-driving little-dicked duck-killer belongs somewhere on the site.

    A man accused of deliberately running over four ducklings with a Hummer on Monday night in a McDonald’s parking lot in Ann Arbor had no idea he hit anything and that’s what he told police, his attorney said this afternoon.
    Dillon Robert Pearce, 19, of Ann Arbor is charged with killing an animal. His attorney, David Nacht, said he’s confident it was an accident and plans to take the case to trial.

    “Dillon Pearce is an honest person and he doesn’t have any kind of strange attitudes or pathologies towards animals,” Nacht said.

    “The notion that it is intentional is ridiculous.”

    Pearce, who is out on bail after being arraigned Tuesday, declined to comment when reached by phone this afternoon.

    Ann Arbor police said Pearce deliberately ran over the ducklings in the parking lot of the McDonald’s at 2675 Plymouth Road, where he initially stopped to pick up food at 6:15 p.m. Monday.

    Police said Pearce stopped at the drive-thru, when one of his friends got out and attempted to pick up a duckling. A duck and at least 8 ducklings had been walking in the lot, police said.

    Employees yelled at the man to stop, police said. The man got back into the Hummer, which left the parking lot, pulling into an adjacent lot for about 15 minutes while the men ate their food, police said. Witnesses told police that the Hummer then returned to the lot and ran over the ducklings, police said. The Hummer left the parking lot without stopping, police said.

    Nacht said when Pearce and the other two men in the Hummer first stopped at McDonald’s, they told restaurant employees that there were ducks in the parking lot and they needed to do something about it.

    Pearce stopped by the McDonald’s a second time to purchase more food, Nacht said. Asked why his client allegedly didn’t stop after the accident, Nacht said, “he was driving a Hummer, and he had no reason to believe he had struck anything.”
    Pearce has attended some college and is working toward becoming a professional hockey player, Nacht said.

    “My client is a good guy from a supportive, positive family and he will get through this and he is disturbed that people might wrongly think that he would be the type of person that would intentionally run over a duck,” Nacht said. “It’s just ludicrous.”

    A preliminary hearing is scheduled for May 4. If convicted of the felony charge, Pearce faces up to four years in prison.

  2. Rick
    Posted April 28, 2011 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    yea he is from a good up bringing. a upscale family. so was i. he just never got caught. i have skeletons in my closet! i never got caught!!!!!!!!!!! but i never ever hurt animals!!! that just wrong!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Connect

BUY LOCAL... or shop at Amazon through this link Banner Initiative King Kong