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Englands Observer says the world is ending Apparently theyve gotten their hands on a study conducted on behalf of the US government that says were about twenty years away from a global warming-related apocalypse. Heres a clip:

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The threat to global stability vastly eclipses that of terrorism, say the few experts privy to its contents.

Just what every person expecting their first child wants to hear cannibalism and lawlessness is on the horizon.

All I can say is, Thank god Bush got us out of that restrictive Kyoto Accord and stopped those effeminate Europeans and cry-baby Asians from dictating how big our Hummers could be. We’ll show them.

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  1. CEO Ted
    Posted February 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    My wife just called to tell me that, if I don’t eat a potato skin by sun down, I’ll die by next year at this time.

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