I know that I must be sick. I just went downstairs to do the laundry and somehow got all mixed up. I unloaded all the clean clothes from the dryer into a laundry basket and then proceeded directly to the washer, where I deposited all of the already clean clothes. I poured in the soap, started the machine going and then began hunting around, looking for the basket of clean clothes. I searched for a good few minutes before I realized what I’d done I wonder how many times Ive done the same thing in the past and just not noticed.
And, a special shout-out this afternoon to an unnamed reader in the great state of Pennsylvania who saw it within his heart to express mail a CD of the Paris Hilton stag film. Now that I have seen it, I feel as though Im back on equal footing with everyone else in America… And, thats all that mattered to me in the first place. I just hate being left out of pop culture phenomena.
As for the content of the video, I have to say that its nothing too spectacular. It certainly wasnt sexy… For those few of you who havent seen it yet, just imagine the night-vision film of Jessica Lynch being rescued from the Iraqi hospital and just add two kind of green, glowing people, with black holes where their eyes should be, bouncing into one another repeatedly. In a way, they look kind of like the aliens in the movie Cocoon. Ive seen sexier stuff on the Home Shopping Network.
OK, its Columbo time.
