My mention of the fellatio article last night, which quoted irrefutable scientific evidence that women who performed said acts lived longer, better lives, sent some readers of this site scrambling to find evidence of it still on-line (no doubt to print up and leave laying about the house for the wife/girlfriend to find). A fellow in suburban Atlanta was successful in his quest. He found the save yourself by blowing a man article cached here.
Meanwhile, more evolved readers, like our resident Fortean expert, Douglas Skinner, were busy tracking down non-mouth-sex-related stories. Look at this article that Doug sent about the discovery in Siberia of what could be a yeti paw!