I went out to walk the dog this morning and found a disposable latex glove right in front of our house. Fortunately, I saw it before the dog had a chance to get it into her mouth. This was our first disposable latex glove. We’ve come across our share of condoms over the years and the occasional box for an adult novelty item, but this was our first latex glove… Do you think prostitutes use them, or perhaps hand them out to their clients? Could there be an another obsessive in the neighborhood? Were there free rectal exams being given in our driveway last night?
It looks like it’s still got some life in it. Maybe I’ll send it to the runner-up in my “What Would Georege Bush Be Doing Right Now If He Weren’t a Bush” contest.
