A new George Bush military action figure just hit the market. I cant tell from the sales material whether its a doll depicting him heroically running away from duty in Vietnam, heroically hiding aboard Air Force One on September 11, or heroically climbing out of a fighter jet onto the deck of US aircraft carrier for a fund-raising photo-op. He really has distinguished himself in so many ways on the field of battle.
Someone send me some money so I can buy one of these dolls. Ive got lots of ideas for photos.