Well, the photographic evidence is beginning to trickle in from West Virginia. As you can see in the following shot, one of Jeffs smoking fish ads for his website is prominently displayed on top of a Welcome Home Jessica Lynch banner
This next part of my post is a private message to my readers in West Virginia:
You should be ashamed of yourselves. How could you let Jeffs readers beat us to this? Why arent there flyers for MM.com in the background of every CNN broadcast? Don’t you realize that this is war?
You have disappointed me.
Wait, I have an idea. Can someone quickly make up an MM.com t-shirt and ship it over to Iraq? If we can get someone to slip it onto the body of either Uday Hussein or his brother, wed be back in the lead. Photos of their bodies are going to be all over the net tomorrow.
